Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“What if the world actually did end and we’re painting our nails in heaven right now?” Then I’m the devil sitting on a toilet.

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  1. wgod says:


  2. Hannibal Lecter says:


  3. Heather says:

    How oblivious would you have to be to not notice the world ending?

  4. Alex says:


  5. Charlie McDowell says:

    Hey everyone, so sorry the comments were down for so long!!! Was trying to get it fixed. But we are back!

    • Alex says:

      I’m glad the comments are back. I missed being able to talk to you, Charlie.

    • Cygnus says:

      Oh Thank Goddess, I almost broke down and joined the FB thread, but just… couldn’t. It is not the same!!! SO HAPPY!!!!

  6. SD says:

    How have they not realized this site exists yet? they really are dumb… Oh well, more and better entertainment for me :) thanks Charlie!

  7. Rainbow_Cupcake says:

    The comments going down WAS the end of the world, surely ? (;

  8. angel says:

    YAY! Comments are back :) I was like, oh no the blog family are not able to communicate with each other!!!

    but haha. Life’s simple pleasures eh? Even in heaven a girl’s gotta have painted toenails.

  9. Macy says:

    Comments are back!!! :D

    Maybe the world will end on the day they realize this site exists…. Surely they’ll throw a fit worthy of the Earth’s demise. :p

  10. Liz says:

    Charlie, I was worried! I thought you didn’t want to have a blog comment family anymore. I’m so sorry for doubting you. Hugs and kisses. You’re still hilarious. Keep it up! :)

  11. Sarah Dani says:

    Were the comments taken in the Rapture????

  12. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    This may be just me, but you’d think you know when you die… Of course thats just me.

  13. Jillian says:

    YAY! So glad the comments were back. I thought it was a sign of the rapture!

  14. Ajaie says:

    …. just when I thought nothing they could say would surprise me anymore

  15. Robert says:

    11:55 pm on May 20th, my buddy and I were sitting outside with a tonto ready for the zombie apocalypse. What were the GAM doing? Drinking their fears away, i can only assume.

  16. Elena says:

    Charlie, you are brilliant. I just hope you know that.

  17. kerkunie says:

    Yes, you were absorbed by the rapture, and painting your toenails exists in heaven. Charlie, kudos for playing devil in that scenario. :) (I’ve been reading for MONTHS and today decided to comment whilst bored…)

  18. Cass says:

    omg! you posted this on my birthday! I feel special now xD

  19. Sarah F. says:

    I though you sat in your sink…

  20. Alexandra says:

    Wow. That’s deep. Good to hear they’re starting to think about life’s big questions.



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