Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Think about it, no model is hotter than us cause underneath we’re all just skeletons.” My skeleton has a Cindy Crawford mole.
23
“My tarot card lady told me that babies bring people money. Maybe I should have one?” I see no harm in testing it out.
22
“So, my ‘Circumcised Penises Only’ streak is officially over.” Sorta sounds like when I made the switch from Legos to Playmobil’s.
21
“It’s official, I deleted my Facebook.” Nice, I have a lot of respect– “Luke and Sara went to Cancun!? Reactivate!” 14 seconds.
20
“Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head.” We had very different childhoods.
