Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
17
“He said he was French Canadian? Wait, France and Canada aren’t even near each other!” Wait, neither is Africa and America!
16
“Well if you still have diarrhea tomorrow we need to get you some of that Exlax stuff.” Putting out the fire with gasoline, huh?
15
“What?! I can’t believe she pulled a runaway bride on Hefner!” I know, if Hef can’t make it work what hope do the rest of us have?
14
(while throwing up) “I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.” I’m pretty impressed you had the determination to say it like that.
13
“I saw that guy from downstairs at the gay pride parade.” Liar! I was with my friend Angel all day. See! http://twitpic.com/5b43j1
