Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“For the lotto I picked the jersey numbers of the soccer players I hooked up with in high school!” You’re only allowed 6 numbers…

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  1. angel says:

    Hahaha. Maybe she picked the best 6 of the lot?

  2. Mariana says:

    you are so mean hahaha

  3. Sarah says:

    Give her some credit, she did limit it to just soccer players. And even then it was probably only varsity.

  4. Jingah says:

    She actually bought twelve tickets. One of them is just the same number six times.

  5. Teresa says:

    Maybe she picked the 6 she could remember or combined the single digit ones into 2 digit numbers so she could maximize the number coverage?

  6. Booklover says:

    guys guy guys! she only had one plan! the soccer guys she slept with. period. the rest of speculation… is just giving them too much credit.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha! You are so mean. Wouldn’t you like them to win and move out?

  8. brian says:

    shes saving the basketball team for next week

  9. wildheart says:

    maybe she meant the ones she slept with in a single year of high school or she bought numerous tickets.

  10. T says:

    Charlie, I do wish that you didn’t sound so judgmental about their sex lives sometimes. The comments section is always so repulsive when you do a “haha they’re so slutty” post.

  11. U.N.Owen says:

    That’s…quite sensible.

  12. Lani_W says:

    I swear, if they win over me, we are gonna have some problems!!!

  13. Gil says:

    Haha I get it. She’s promiscuous! The double standard is so funny.

  14. Aplle Imac says:

    Aplle Imac…

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  15. Nai says:

    Those poor 6 guys.

  16. Marm says:

    In the words of Michael Kelso: “GET SOME ICE FOR THAT WICKED BURNNN”

  17. NotRelatedtoMosesHightower says:

    Shame their smuttiness didn’t work out for them in the end.

  18. squanda squirrel panda! says:

    Wait she could remember them?

    • Montana says:

      She’s a serial slut, she keeps their jersey and license plate numbers as souvenirs. lol… but seriously… it does make you think….

  19. Julie says:

    What if both girls won. Then they both slept with the same soccer players!

    • NotRealtedtoMosesHightower says:

      I would say that my mind is blown after that comment but from what I’ve read I’m really not that surprise.



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