Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Oh my God, do you think that a long time ago the world used to be in black and white?” Yes, color came when you two were born.

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  1. Booklover says:

    First-also, wow! I have heard of small children thinking this, but….20 somethings? wow, (ps-do we know how old the girls are?)

  2. Eda says:

    Maybe they’ve seen the Artist…

  3. Nicole says:

    I heard it was just black.

  4. Bubbles says:

    Oh yes, if old motion pictures are any indication.

  5. Buttercup says:

    I used to think that to… But I was 5

  6. Em says:

    Charlie, do you ever feel like maybe their complete cluelessness will rub off on you? I’d be scared of that.

  7. philosoraptor says:

    maybe the world was made 5 minutes ago, with all of our memories and everything around us just made to make it seem like the world has been around

  8. Banana says:

    Charlie, you’re not making this up, are you?

  9. Mariana says:

    haha they are just lovely…!

  10. Kelly says:

    Someone just watched the Wizard of Oz.

  11. Eda says:

    Probably they had a lot of questions.

  12. Kate says:

    Imagine the chaos if the world suddenly became colorful: “Oh my god, what is this!?! Ahhhhh!!!”

  13. Jen says:

    You can’t deny that our lives have become more colorful because of their existence.

  14. Kris says:

    You know, without even meaning to, they’ve stumbled on a crazy linguistic black hole of mystery. You see, in ancient times, languages didn’t have anywhere close to the breadth of colour nomenclature that we so heartily take for granted. Homer’s epics are a prime example wherein he describes objects as having a particular colour of which they have absolutely no connection to. In the past, it was assumed that the eye as an organ had not evolved to the extent by which colour could be distinguished the same way we do now. The much more accepted and logical opinion however is that languages developed words for colours as their society developed a need for them. As an example, when dyes and other forms of artificial colour started to become more prevalent.

    I’m absolutely certain that this was not what they were discussing.

  15. Rose says:

    Thank you for this site. It helps to recover from a knee injury.

  16. Deb says:

    Whether this site is in response to truly stupid females or a quick wit and imagination, it doesn’t matter. It passes time most enjoyably but I won’t be able to read it once I get my (anticipated) kidney transplant… all that laughing will hurt too much!

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  18. Abhi says:

    This was my questions when I was 7. It wasn’t there when I turned 8.

  19. John Martin says:


    I’m John. I like Pie. American Pie….



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