Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Mar

21

“Nicole Richie’s dad is Lionel Richie? Wait, who’s Lionel Richie?” He’s just some partying socialite who got famous for nothing.

Mar

20

“Payton Manning’s going to Denver? He should play for the LA…” Wait for it… “The LA? What’s LA’s team again?” And there it is.

Mar

19

“I’m so proud, I didn’t even get that wasted on St. Patrick’s Day, did I?” Are you asking because you were too drunk to remember?

Mar

09

“There’s such a thing as invisible children!? Wait, how do you see them if they’re invisible?” Kony 2012.

Mar

06

“Luke told me that HD stands for ‘Huge Dick.’ Is that true?!” If you come downstairs and I’ll show you my 55″ Huge Dick in color.

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