Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
21
“Nicole Richie’s dad is Lionel Richie? Wait, who’s Lionel Richie?” He’s just some partying socialite who got famous for nothing.
20
“Payton Manning’s going to Denver? He should play for the LA…” Wait for it… “The LA? What’s LA’s team again?” And there it is.
19
“I’m so proud, I didn’t even get that wasted on St. Patrick’s Day, did I?” Are you asking because you were too drunk to remember?
09
“There’s such a thing as invisible children!? Wait, how do you see them if they’re invisible?” Kony 2012.
06
“Luke told me that HD stands for ‘Huge Dick.’ Is that true?!” If you come downstairs and I’ll show you my 55″ Huge Dick in color.
