Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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(singing) “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but a really good poo.” Should I sing backup from the toilet?
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Um…ok then.
“We could have had it allll, flushed down to the deeps”
Oh god, lol’d so hard!
I may or may not have just shot Dr. Pepper out of my nose.
P.S. (I did.)
Only if you think you can do better. P.S. Did you do it?
Quite sincere.
Oh god I feel bad for her butthole.
That would be so horrifyingly creepy of you… please tell me you did it.
offer to help them take the browns to the superbowl, and afterwards go out for a nice warm cleveland steamer
I set fiiiiiiiire to the drain. Flushed down the poooooo it was pain.