Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


(singing) “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but a really good poo.” Should I sing backup from the toilet?

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  1. Booklover says:

    Um…ok then.

  2. CharlotteBelowYou says:

    “We could have had it allll, flushed down to the deeps”

  3. Worm says:

    Only if you think you can do better. P.S. Did you do it?

  4. Eda says:

    Quite sincere.

  5. Nai says:

    Oh god I feel bad for her butthole.

  6. Kathleen says:

    That would be so horrifyingly creepy of you… please tell me you did it.

  7. brownsfan99 says:

    offer to help them take the browns to the superbowl, and afterwards go out for a nice warm cleveland steamer

  8. Julie says:

    I set fiiiiiiiire to the drain. Flushed down the poooooo it was pain.



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