Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

12

“I’m so jealous, my dad’s getting hip replacement surgery today. I want smaller fake hips!” Well, Santa’s making his list…

Oct

11

“Isn’t it weird that we use the same word for the devil as we do for the most fab fabric?” Are you talking about Satan and satin?

Oct

10

“Claire! I just met this Asian guy who had a British accent! How is that even possible?” Let me ask my white South African friend.

Oct

07

(phone) “Mom, I’m not saying you did this on purpose, but are you aware that my car has no seat heaters?!” Classic bad parenting.

Oct

06

“I’m so sad. I couldn’t live a day without my iPhone. Rest in peace Bill Gates.” Let me lend a hand, rest in peace Steve Jobs.

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