Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I can’t believe I’m 24 and I haven’t even had my test-marriage yet!” Calm down, your rehearsal soul mate is out there somewhere.
20
“I think it’s ‘roses are red, violets are blue, things…I see…are…I know…is true.’ Just type that.” What the hell was THAT?
19
So I see you’ve taken “Hump Day” literally. Shall I send a bill for my broken picture frame to you or him? Personally I blame him.
18
In the laundry room- GAM: Did you put my underwear in the dryer? ME: No. GAM: Are you sure? ME: I think I’d remember. GAM: You’re weird.
17
“It’s time we get a dog!” PLEASE, DO NOT GET A– “But we should invent wireless leashes first.” Oh okay, I’m good.
