Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
12
“I’m so jealous, my dad’s getting hip replacement surgery today. I want smaller fake hips!” Well, Santa’s making his list…
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FIRST COMMENT
I’m not sure if they understand what hip replacement surgery entails.
Nor the pain of recovery. Also, because of the trauma to the hips, they are now a weak spot. Any fall could damage the hips. Prayers to the girl’s father for a safe and speedy recovery.
I bet they still believe in Santa…
Who doesn’t still believe in Santa?
not that surprising that hip replacement surgery is just another form of plastic surgery to them I guess. Seriously, other people would be worried that their dad’s going on surgery but she’s just jealous of his brand new hip. Oh GAC.
Wow… That is a level of shallow that I thought not even the GAC could reach.
I’m slowly losing faith in humanity.
WHO DOESN’T WANT THINNER HIPS!
I don’t think she can count the number of cosmetic surgeries she’s had on her hands. Which makes this even sadder.
If he’s checking that list twice, they’re screwed…oh, wait, they are anyway.
Yay! Birthday post :)
Enjoy!
To Laura(and anybody else whose birthday it is): Happy birthday!
And I’m sure her father is glad his daughter is so concerned about his health…
I know I’ve said this in an earlier post, however, the poor fellow needs all the healing vibes he can get. Prayers to the girl’s father for a safe and speedy recovery.
“And I want a toilet made out of solid gold, but that’s not in the cards now, is it?”
Austin Powers!
Because nothing screams ‘sexy!’ like a fifteen inch scar that gets reopened every ten to twenty years for replacement.
Gosh, what an ass.
Who wants smaller hips anyway? Hips are fucking *sexy*.
I thought people liked big hips not small ones…?
The best part about this post are the concerned comments for the father. You’re losing followers, Charlie.
i shall always follow.. the wisdom i have gained..
Big hips are better.