Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

06

“I’m so sad. I couldn’t live a day without my iPhone. Rest in peace Bill Gates.” Let me lend a hand, rest in peace Steve Jobs.

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  1. Shawny says:

    LOL their loyalty falters

  2. Lu says:

    You sir, are a saint for having put up with them for the last 2 years.

  3. Allie says:

    Wow. Lol. Nice!

  4. Jayme says:

    Oh man.
    This has reached a new level of dumb.

  5. Maheen says:

    No.I refuse. I refuse to believe that they said that when nearly EVERYONES status and the Apple home page have been about Steve Jobs.

  6. Renae says:

    R.I.P. Steve Jobs
    cause of death.. PC

    • Luna says:

      If that was meant to be a joke, that’s one of the best ones I’ve heard so far. XD

      But yes, Steve Jobs will be missed.

  7. Sarah says:

    So much fail…they must have not watched any TV yesterday and avoided facebook all last night to not know his name.

  8. GuardGirlie93 says:

    HEY! Give them credit for knowing SOMEone that deals with technology!

    Although….Bill Gates?? REALLY?? FTW!

    R.I.P. Steve Jobs.

  9. alexaluvs says:

    I’m BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!!!
    sorry haven’t been here in a while but the girls seem just as dumb as usual though, but not sure weather to be happy or sad about that…..

  10. Diana says:

    I like how you’re being nice, lately. I think you’re past the point of hating them, and more to just wanting them to be smart so you don’t have to deal with them anymore.

  11. Rebi says:

    Steve Jobs’s ghost should haunt them until they get the facts straight. Hopefully him being there will make them smarter by spiritual osmosis…

  12. Lena says:

    I know how everyone is saying how Steve Jobs would have been mad, but wouldn’t Bill Gates be more angry? He isn’t dead yet, lol…

  13. Caity says:

    I wonder if on his tombstone it will say iRIP…

  14. Beaudi says:

    wow…

  15. U.N.Owen says:

    And Mr. Jobs is rolling in his grave, unable to control his laughter & tears.

  16. A says:

    This just seems a bit fake, to be honest.

    • llamalicious says:

      I think it’s pretty obvious to everyone that this entire site is fake. Still hilarious and a great source of (nigh) daily entertainment, so who the hell cares? :)

    • Anonymous1412 says:

      Alas, I have witnessed the fact that it IS possible for people to be that stupid.

  17. ACimos says:

    After reading almost all of your posts I have wondered how those two girls survive on their own. They aren’t smart enough to pay bills, buy groceries, or even turn off there stove/oven. I must say I’m impressed that the building you guys live in is still in tact!

  18. Laurie says:

    iMourn

  19. beverly says:

    fake.

  20. GAM Defender says:

    Well, Bill Gates technically did have a large influence on Apple. And a lot of people hate his guts and wish he was dead!

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