Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“She said I’m way too PC! Umm, excuse me, but I’ve ALWAYS been a Mac girl.” I’m sure your iPhone has a politically correct app.

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  1. Kamella says:

    Ugh… I hate Macs. WTF WITH NO RIGHT CLICK!?

    • Lola says:

      *dislike* Macs are superior machines.

      • Kamella says:

        They’re for stupid hipsters.

      • CaptainAndy says:

        Superior to what? Do you mean the hardware or the OS? Because I’m pretty sure I can build a machine that’s more powerful for about half the cost by just spending a little time on Newegg.

      • Kamella says:

        Hi five, dude!

      • GAM Defender says:

        You can build any machine for half the cost it would be to buy it in completion…

      • Kamella says:

        GAM Defender! Oh how I’ve missed you :D

        Your defense for this one?

      • Cygnus says:

        Just retired my 7 year old ibook g4 for an iMac. It still works but the hard drive is starting to fail. None of my fellow college students PC laptops made it through let alone lasted for years after (it is not a cost deal if you have to buy a new one every 2 to 3 years). Also, I am a technophobe. Macs are perfect, they hold your hand and treat you like a moron. Even in death they start making noise and letting you know of their impending demise. I love my Mac… in a wrong way!

      • Lola says:

        Whoa there. Nothing gets people fired up like this good old debate…even our ~family~ :P

      • Dan says:

        I would like to point out that macs are not for “stupid hipsters”. I am an art student (inspiring graphic designer) and Macs are better than pcs for that reason. You may consider that a “hipster profession”, but I’m not going for it because it isnt “mainstream”. I’d rather a pc because I was raised on those but Macs are better for my profession and offer a lot more options for art. Yes macs arent mainstream, but Apple certaintly isn’t a hipster company.

      • Kamella says:

        Chill, dude, I’m joking. I have nothing against the art profession, I just REALLY hate Macs.

        … And I see a lot of hipsters using them, just an observation.

    • CharlotteBewlowYou says:

      You can too right click on macs. Older macs you have to click “ctrl+click” but newer ones actually do have right click.

    • Cody says:

      Macs have right click, sir/ma’am. System Preferences > Trackpad > On “One Finger” Click the check box “Secondary Click.” Use a mouse? System Preferences > Mouse > Change the right hang click to “Secondary Click.”

  2. sissygirl12 says:

    i like macs but what did they call her? im sure it didnt stand for what she thought

    • Gretchen says:

      “She” called her a “way too Politically Correct” person. In return, the GAM in question is re-assuring herself to be an Apple user. Personally, I still can’t understand this whole debate about Macs and PC users; I can work, play and watch a movie on both of them just fine.

  3. CharlotteBewlowYou says:

    Um… How is the GAM TOO PC? Most of what she says is incredibly politically INCORRECT. Am I the only one that thinks this?

  4. angel says:

    you know Mac has become overly mainstream when it’s the DGAMs computer of choice. hahahaa

    and seriously, that person definitely do not read this blog if they can accuse any of the GAMs of being PC. Or else the GAMs just have amazingly tactful alter-egos. Hmmm…

  5. MediaGrump says:

    I’m not sure if the term “stupid hipsters” is PC, so I think this may be a contradiction…

  6. Lonely Girl says:

    And here I thought they wouldn’t be able to use a computer.

    • Mystra says:

      They aren’t using a computer. They’re using Macs. call it computer junior. If you can’t do your own programming, play games, or use decent music software, it’s not a computer.

  7. KimeeFace says:

    I still wonder how these girls manage to LIVE. I mean….my twelve year old sister is smarter. That’s kind of sad.

    On a totally unrelated note, my friend made me a T-Shirt that says ‘I would go straight for Charlie McDowell’
    And it has on the bottom.
    I intend on wearing it every day for the rest of FOREVER.

  8. Mephistopheles says:

    Okay, score 10/10 for having a decent computer, minus several million for not guessing what Politically Correct was.
    Also, how are the girls PC(see above) what was this thing smoking/ingesting/drinking.

  9. Random says:

    Are you sure they’re not talking about makeup…. Pola Cosmetics and MAC?

  10. Macy says:

    I…. am speechless.

  11. Rinnosuke Morichika says:

    Macs are for stupid people.
    at least PC users have the option of attempting to fix their own computers when they break+ can avoid paying outrageous prices for a new one if it truly has become a brick.

    enjoy your shitty computers, kthxbai.
    (computer tech btw)

    • Misty says:

      -is outraged-

    • kelly says:

      is that suposed to be “ok thanks good-bye”? Also, Macs last way longer than PCs so you don’t need to spend hundreds of dollars and have to deal with moving information from one comp to the next for many years.

      • Rinnosuke Morichika says:

        Macs lasting longer than PCs?
        The only reason why i ever replaced mine is because i wanted to take advantage of some of the new (and awesome) technologies available. not because i HAD to.
        My Win Pentium 100mhz still works perfectly. I even put XP on it.
        (for those not technically inclined, i’m talking about a computer that has a 2gb hard drive and 64mb of RAM. and is older than me.)
        The macs that my junior high and high school had broke down all the time.

    • Cygnus says:

      I am technically illiterate, not stupid. My talent lies in interacting with humans, not bits of compressed sand and metal. Thus I am a Mac person as they are designed for the tech challenged. Their reliability virtually eliminates the need for… YOU, the computer tech.
      I can understand why you hate them.

      Tremble at the awesomeness of the white plastic!!! Tremble I say!!!!

      Oh, did I mention that Macs come w/ a big ol” helping of smug in every box. LOLOL
      I have been told the smug is optional but have rarely seen a mac user without it.

  12. Jillian says:

    The GAM are funny/stupid.

    This PC v. Mac argument isn’t as funny as the girls, but it is definitely stupider.

  13. Michelle says:

    Did anybody else think that maybe the girl who called her “Way too PC”..didn’t actually know what PC meant? Just a saying “she” picked up?..Maybe she really meant they are too literal..or just pointing out that these girls only see things at face value..

  14. Random Punmaster says:

    Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.

  15. Alex says:

    I’m curious now. Are you a Mac or PC person, Charlie? (I’m a both person)

  16. Jessica says:

    This has nothing to do with this post, though I do find it hilarious.

    If you ever come to Austin, you are so welcome to sleep at my house and make out with me.

  17. Tigerr says:

    For a teenager I’m quite technologically Amish xD I don’t know what’s better but I agree with someone above that if I can use iTunes and connect to the internet somehow, I’m a happy bunny.

  18. says:

    hahahaha. I thought they got PC (politically correct) confused with a type of make-up (MAC is a makeup brand). Computers was not my first thought

  19. Ashlea says:

    I read this as I woke up and all I could think of was making MAC and cheese for lunch…

    Then I caught on. I’m still hungry though.

  20. awesomeselflover says:

    I’ve never heard politically correct shortened down to PC. Do I just not get out enough?

    • James says:

      You definitely do not get out enough, as opposed to the GAMs who seem to get out too much.

  21. Ylva says:

    Is it just me thinking that this “she” was actually insulting the GAM by calling her a PC (Personal Computer) person?
    Why in the world would GAM know people who insult them for not being politically correct? And, more important, how on earth could they come to believe that GAM are PC?

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