Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

28

“Claire, I need some toilet paper NOW!” Umm, Claire just left…I would help but I’m not gonna blow my cover for a number one.

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  1. Mea-chan says:

    Would you for a number 2 then?

  2. Charlie McDowell says:

    I would have to do something for a number two. I’m pretty sure that’s a neighbor code.

    • Artsy Girl says:

      I guess that gives a whole new meaning to neighborly duties.

    • Leila says:

      Totally. You can’t just sit there and let number 2 dry out like you can with number 1. You’re totally stuck if your run out of TP on number 2.

    • KimeeFace says:

      You are a good neighbor, mine don’t make cool websites about me or give me pillows, or bring me toilet paper for number two. But they do yell in Chinese a lot.

  3. umineko says:

    she must’ve peep really loud.. :/

  4. Lizzy says:

    Clearly why she needs to bring her phone everywhere, on second thought she most likely does…

    • llamalicious says:

      Is that to say some people don’t? ;)

      Seriously though, my phone is permanently in my pants pocket. It’s convenient. And I typically wear my pants when entering the bathroom, so figures.

      Not that I’d ever call anyone and inform them that I had my wiener out. Okay maybe.

  5. MediaGrump says:

    umm if she is that desperate, a towel would suffice.

    • llamalicious says:

      Or getting off her ass and grab some herself. Worst case scenario is that she drips urine(remember, number one) drops on the bathroom floor, and I’m gonna kick the first person to complain about having to wpe that afterwards in the dignity.

  6. GAM Defender says:

    Do you hold it and wait till one of them has to go? Cause you guys go to the bathroom at the same time a god awful lot!

    • DDD says:

      he’s only posted a few regarding bathroom breaks at the same time, and if you think about how much you actually go to the bathroom, they really don’t overlap that much

  7. KimeeFace says:

    I kinda feel bad for her. It sucks not having toilet paper.
    I asked my roommate to get me toilet paper once, but she pretended not to speak English.
    Then I asked her in Spanish and she decided that was the perfect time to walk her dog and NOT get me toilet paper.

  8. Alex says:

    I’d say leave some toilet paper outside her door. That way your cover’s not blown, and she’ll appreciate the thought.

  9. Jocie says:

    If it was ever really that bad…just get in the shower…rub a dub dub! ;)

  10. Ryan says:

    See, it’s funny cause he can even tell whether she’s peeing or pooping:)

  11. Nicole says:

    Charlie, I think that you should leave a big pack of Charmin outside their door, knock, and then run away really fast. Toilet paper fairy is a lucrative profession, and there should be more of them in the world for times like these!

  12. Alicia says:

    CHARLIE!

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  14. U.N.Owen says:

    Charlie, by “I’m not gonna blow my cover”, do you mean that you are IN their apartment? Because that is the only way she could see you & your cover would be blown.

    • llamalicious says:

      He’d blow his cover by coming to her rescue with toiletpaper. He doesn’t blow his cover by staying put. In his own appartment. Hence why he’s gonna stay put. In his own appartment. So he won’t blow his cover. I don’t. It’s. Gah!

      • Cat34 says:

        See both of you don’t get it, he’d blow his cover by bringing the toliet paper, shed ask how he knew and then he could tell her that he can hear everything though the celing. Hence they would shut their mouths more.

  15. Cat34 says:

    She would have to get up to answer the door right…? Why not just gt up and get the toliet paper yourself if your gonna get up at all.

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  17. Louisa says:

    This sucks but if shes alone I guess it makes it acceptable to do a quick pants down waddle to where ever they keep the loo roll.

    And if they have no more in the apartment…well then they should shop better. Ha ha that came out way more harsh than I wanted.

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