Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

27

“Okay, you buy the alcohol and a flare gun and I’ll let everyone know what time to look into the sky!” There’s also Evite.

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  1. DDD says:

    only good could come from this

  2. CharlotteBewlowYou says:

    Oh my, so many times I truly wished I lived in LA just to be around the GAM’s antics.

  3. Sissygirl12 says:

    Should they be allowed to have a flare gun and alcohol I wouldnt even let them sober

  4. cass says:

    the only thing i ever hear from my neighbors above me is “f you i’m leaving you” and their kids running around. Trade?

  5. Emily says:

    I really want to be there to witness the shenanigans that will come of this…
    It also sounds like the end of a Kennan and Kel episode.

    • xsibleyx03 says:

      “Get a car battery, some paper cups, grab an octopus, and meet me at rigbys in 3 hours!” ..awwwh here goes!
      WWWHHHYYY

  6. Lonely Girl says:

    Where on the prophet’s green earth did they get that idea?

  7. john says:

    Lonely Girl, I have no idea, but would love a video of it. LOL

  8. Leila says:

    seriously. What. the. HECK?!?!?! Charlie! You NEED to be there for that!! That will make an awesome 4th of July video treat for us!!

  9. Michelle says:

    I believe next time we hear from the GAM, they will be minus a few fingers..or at least and eyebrow and some extensions…

  10. Mephistopheles says:

    Ah the old flare invitation, only recently stopped being used in scotland, you cannae see flare through horizontal rain.

  11. plato says:

    …Please film this. Please.

  12. Misty says:

    What could go wrong?

  13. Macy says:

    Pretty please film this Charlie…

  14. Becca says:

    oh goodness. please film this Charlie!!!

  15. Leila says:

    It’s unanimous!!! You NEED to film this Charlie!!!

  16. Nicole says:

    Long-time reader, first time poster. I just wanted to let you know, this is a helluva post for my birthday! I feel like the GAM are celebrating just for me!

  17. L says:

    Happy birthday!

  18. Nicole says:

    OMG amazing post

  19. Katoka says:

    Please film this!
    I want to know where they’re going to get a flare gun…

  20. Alex says:

    Looks like the vote is unanimous! Film it or we’ll all abandon the site……wait, no, I couldn’t do that.

  21. Random Punmaster says:

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

    OHMYGOSH CHARLIE!! You just HAVE to film this!

  22. Jillian says:

    What is the likelihood of them setting this stuff off inside?

  23. MediaGrump says:

    I would keep the fire department on stand by….

  24. Jerry says:

    fire spitting guns and alcohol. what could go wrong…

  25. Alicia says:

    For the sake of the girls, I’ll just play along:
    Flare guns and liquor, what could possibly go wrong?!
    Hmmm…maybe just an explosion or two!
    If it hits the apartment, I say Charlie should sue.
    Sorry I haven’t been writing as much,
    But I’m always reading the comments and such ;)

    Shout out to everyone who who loves SunChips!

    • Olivia says:

      YOU’RE BACK!!!!!!

    • Elin says:

      ALicia! we missed you, I also havent commented in forever! BUT WERE ALWAYS WATCHING O.o teehee

      • Alicia says:

        Haha, I’m reading all the time, and I want to comment but then I feel bad because I don’t have enough time to write a poem, so I just don’t comment at all.

  26. Marissa says:

    Why hasn’t Charlie commented yet? :(

  27. Savannah says:

    The GAM with a flare gun and alcohol… That’s the scariest thing I’ve read in a while.

  28. Charlie McDowell says:

    Wait, it’s unclear, do you guys want me to film this?

    • Alex says:

      Let me make this as clear as possibel for you, Charlie.

      YYYYEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    • Elin says:

      WAIT! was that sarcasm?

    • Ohhonestly says:

      No thank you, Charlie. I suspect it would be dangerous to be too close, and frankly I find the combination of drunk and stupid and fire to be far too dangerous to risk being around, just for amusement’s sake.

      • Mephistopheles says:

        Hey, ever heard of zoom on a camera, it’ll be fine.

      • Ohhonestly says:

        @Mephistopheles: Think of how far a flare travels. Consider the max distance for a decent zoom. No, it’s not all right, and may well not be ‘fine’. It’s stupid and risky, in the sense of “hold ma beer ‘n watch this!”

    • Jess says:

      Film. Do it.

  29. Dwezel1987 says:

    You might need to change it to Dear Girl Above Me after this.

  30. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    Huh, my fourth of July is spent making smores. However, I do approve of their way of celebrating. What’s better than drunk people with a flare gun?

  31. llamalicious says:

    “alcohol and flare gun” — story of my life.

  32. mckall says:

    Well… how else will they have fireworks on the 4th of July?! Seems like a lovely plan to me!

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