Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
16
“We need to talk.” Uh oh, are you guys okay? “Did you switch over to iced coffee without telling me?” That bitch!
13
I’m proud of myself for knowing that when you say, “Totes that tote,” you’re really saying, “Yes, good choice in handbag.”
12
“I got a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant, but it was after 6pm!” What? Fires don’t need to be put out at night!
11
“How much did that gluten stuff in food cost before they made it free?” Oh man, you don’t even wanna know.
10
Your tips on “how to look sexy on an elliptical machine,” got me the phone number of a 58 year old named Hans. Did I do it right?
