Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

12

“I got a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant, but it was after 6pm!” What? Fires don’t need to be put out at night!

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  1. Sarah says:

    hahahahaha

  2. Emily says:

    She’s not the only one…

  3. Sarah Dani says:

    bahahahahahahah! I love it! Everyone knows the fire hydrants go to sleep after 6 pm!

  4. EEK says:

    My house has a fire hydrant in the front yard… people park in front of it ALL THE TIME and NEVER get a ticket….

  5. Kelsey says:

    That’s almost like saying the sun isn’t hot at night.

    • Ciara says:

      Wait?…What?…the suns hot at night too???…where does it go?

      • Gracelyn says:

        It must hide behind the clouds. Because obviously, that makes it cool off. this is the best in awhile, Charlie :)

  6. Sammie says:

    So excited there’s a post on my birthday!

  7. LovelyLauren says:

    I still want to know how did they even get their drivers license

    • Macy says:

      The only explanation is that the people who gave them their drivers tests were male.

      • Liz says:

        and the girls cried (not an all out slobber-fest just those pretty tears that some girls manage). that’s how my aunt got her license back in the late 70’s/early 80’s.

    • Ashlea says:

      Pretty sure it was their insane skills!

      Not the driving ones… the other uh… yeah *looks around awkwardly*

    • Rose says:

      Party at their place….

  8. Jacky Faber: Midshipman, Fine Lady, and Lily of the West says:

    Oh my. Those poor poor girls. Oh how I wish I had their ‘innocent’ minds in life. X.x

  9. Alex says:

    Fire hydrants exist for decoration. I thought everyone knew that! ;)

    These girls never fail to amuse me.

  10. GinnyPotter says:

    fire hydrants have something to do with fire?

  11. Kingsley Shacklebolt says:

    This made me think of the movie Pleasantville– when Toby Maguire’s character tries to tell the fire department that there’s a fire, but they have no idea what he’s talking about, and they don’t realize there’s an emergency until he says “Cat!” (Good movie. You should watch it if you haven’t. And if you have, you should watch it again.)

  12. Kayla says:

    This made my life.

    • Alex says:

      You know what would make my life? If Charlie followed me on Twitter. That would DEFINITELY make my life!

  13. Alex says:

    *sighs* I miss Charlie’s comments.

    • Ali says:

      I miss them, too! Greatly.
      It was fun! And it was like, “Ima rush on to see if Charlie actually responded to ME!” And then when he did, it was like, ” ;O; sajdbnljasndjlasndasjn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

      Yeah……

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I’m back! I’m back! Hi Alex and Ali.

  14. Niki says:

    I thought they were only there for dogs to pee on… :O

  15. Brenna says:

    God bless you for turning a potentially horribly living situation into a hilarious webpage. I love this site, but totally pity you for having such idiotic neighbors.

  16. Rosie says:

    They shouldn’t be allowed to drive surely?

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