Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“We need to talk.” Uh oh, are you guys okay? “Did you switch over to iced coffee without telling me?” That bitch!
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Because iced coffee can ruin friendships…
Yes, just like Jeans can. :)
And thinly veiled sarcasm.
Oh Charlie, You always make me laugh with their silly antics. :D
Well you know, Iced Coffee is so much more fashionable right now…
*please insert sarcasm and eye roll*
That’s it our friendship is done.
Oh wow, so like their friendship is based on hot vs iced coffee?
No, it’s based on birth control, remember?
how dare she!
ICED coffee? scandalous. :O
What flavor? If its maple nut crunch its forgiven.
crunchy ice coffee??
Yeah, that got my attention, too. I’m curious, but I’m sure I really want to know.
Oh my gosh! Doesn’t she know that in order to keep their friendship alive they have to switch at the same time?
Hard to coordinate with your bestie with your cuppa joe is steamin and hers is chillin. oh these girls
im sad……nothing cool happened on my bday!
Au contraire! Iced coffee is some scandalous birthday news!
true, true, but my birthday was the fifteenth!
I would be upset too if that happened between me and my bestie… iced coffee is a serious commitment!
“It was just once Claire. I swear!”
If you ever move out of your appartment, I would go upstairs knock on Claire and Cathy’s door and give them the website name. Or, I would plant a “bug” someplace where they would never find it so that you can continue the blog wherever you move to. Hopefully you can stand them living above you and not go menatlly insane.
I can just imagine the dramatic scene when she walked in with her iced coffee-the accusing glance, the tearful confession, the above conversation…..Coffee is serious business.
lolz
I love hearing about their important conversations…..
Oh god. They’re not breaking up over coffee are they?!
And Charlie, I love your response. :)
“Coffee hot or iced?”
Not: “To be or not to be?”
Is life’s big question
LOVE this! :)
“To espresso or to latte, that is the question. Whether ’tis tastier on the palette to choose white mocha over plain, or to take a cup to go. Or a mug to stay, or extra cream, or have nothing, and by opposing the endless choice, end one’s heartache. To froth, to sprinkle, perchance to drink, and in that—” -Jasper Fforde
Nothing good ever comes after “we need to talk.”
This time though, it was surprisingly harmless. Hope the GAM can patch it up through a rational conversation.
I’m not sure “GAM” and “rational conversation” really go together…
Best one yet. :D
“I was going to tell you, I swear!”
They handled it like adults – talking about the problem instead of resorting to petty cold-shoulder antics. I’m proud of their maturity.
Here’s hoping they patch it up! “I wasn’t thinking right, I swear!”
Sounds like there’s trouble a-brewing.
Hilarious!
So Charlie, did she switch over?
Were all waiting for the answer.
Tea is better anyways. White with one sugar.
Yes to tea!! No to sugar. Trust me, I’m British.
Yay!!! A Birthday one! I was worried for a minute cause there hasn’t been anything in a few days. So happy :)
She crossed the line, you always consult on coffee, always?
Charlie! Y U NO HAVE WITTY COMMENTS TODAY?
Got to give ’em props, I love ice coffee.
Dude. NO ONE switches to iced coffee without telling their roommate…what was she thinking?
Perhaps she is voicing her opinion that she is quite sad that perhaps her friend has all of a sudden decided to sober up and drink coffee on the rocks instead of on the rocks?
WOW! i have missed you guys
i would be pretty pissed if someone changed my coffee.
I sense a coffee intervention coming…
Its summertime… They should make the switch to iced coffee, and then come fall and winter they switch back to hot. Or is that too complex of an idea?
Maybe you can bring that up to them, Charlie.. You know, when they’re mistaking you for a homeless guy.
Coffee (noun) – The person upon whom one coughs. (Grouchy Rabbit) Lol I dislike coffee but this is all I think of when I hear the word xD
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