Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
22
“I need to get cranberry juice immediately! What if they drug test me at the job interview!?” I can be your clean piss contact.
21
“Again, our stupid rent check was mailed back with the zip code circled! We live in 310 you idiots!” That’s our area code.
18
“I know life’s hard in like other countries, but don’t you think LA is the hardest place to live?” Totally, let’s move to Japan.
17
“I hate St. Paddy’s Day cause I look fat in green, although getting pinched secretly turns me on.” I live under you, it’s no secret.
16
“I’m sick of job hunting. All I really wanna be in life is one of Charlie Sheen’s Goddesses.” You definitely fit the criteria.
