Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
22
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I need to get cranberry juice immediately! What if they drug test me at the job interview!?” I can be your clean piss contact.
21
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Again, our stupid rent check was mailed back with the zip code circled! We live in 310 you idiots!” That’s our area code.
18
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I know life’s hard in like other countries, but don’t you think LA is the hardest place to live?” Totally, let’s move to Japan.
17
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I hate St. Paddy’s Day cause I look fat in green, although getting pinched secretly turns me on.” I live under you, it’s no secret.
16
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I’m sick of job hunting. All I really wanna be in life is one of Charlie Sheen’s Goddesses.” You definitely fit the criteria.
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