Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I hate St. Paddy’s Day cause I look fat in green, although getting pinched secretly turns me on.” I live under you, it’s no secret.
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That’s pretty much all they talk about right? Aside from not knowing what to do in the most basic of situations, haha.
Yep, that’s pretty much it.
the labedo overpowers their brain function and we love them for that
Chronicling their life and secretes, one stupid quote at a time.
^like!
Haha, happy St. Patrick’s Day to you Charlie and to all the awesome people who comment here as well!
Well they could always wear a green thong, or bra. Then that would make their assets (and breastests) more appealing ;)
Is making them more appealing really a good idea? Surely that would just cause further unpleasantness for Charlie.
Well from their perspective it would be a good idea. I never said Charlie had to suggest it to them.
GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
St. Paddys day? Oh wow………..
I guess that’s a legitimate reason to hate St. Patrick’s Day… Who am I kidding? That’s completely shallow.
Just when you think they can’t get any shallower….
Nobody said they had to wear an entire outfit that’s green. That’s why there are accessories.
But I do feel sorry for you, Charlie, when they have guys over. Do you ever just escape to someplace else or put ear plugs in?
Why would you want to escape it when it results in such giggles!
When guys come over??? Why would you want to listen to them getting it on?
I love your name! It makes me smile, moomins ftw!
I’m just saying, they are so redonkulously retarded I’d be surprised if they can even work out how to get their undies off.
Besides, if they manage to get to the act, they probably say hilarious things during.
And yes, moomins ftw!
They’re the kind of girls that go all out when they do things, accessories won’t do. Why would they give a mere hand job when they’re to type to go all out and give a blow job? I wish my girlfriend was like that…
Do you ever return the favor? Perhaps she’s be more willing to “go all out” if you would too.
I’m not going to bother asking about the pinching part…
but as long as they don’t ask Charlie if they look fat in an outfit, then he should be okay =]
Oh my, there are just so many things wrong with this one post. But seeing as I’m Irish, this is slightly offending, spelling St. Patrick’s Day wrong that is. And green is the best color ever!!! ^^ They don’t know what they are talking about. But I do agree that green accessories help people out when they don’t want to wear green clothing. Ah well. Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! :)
Nicknames do not classify as spelling a name wrong.
Actually, Paddy is the male spelling for the nickname for Patrick, Patty is the female spelling (like short for Patricia.) So, Charlie was right.
Sorry, just got ahead of myself there. Was thinking that the GAM did it. Haha. Charlie having said it makes it all better. :)
nice save :P
To quote a stranger from Omegle: ‘Casual racism and light bdsm ftw!’
i loathe being tickled.
You should pinch her…
agreed
Haha thanks for posting this Charlie. I have been vomiting every half hour due to the flu so this brightened my day, considering how stupid the things they say are. :)
You guys all strike me as the type of people who will wear fully colour themed outfits on holidays…am i right??
um no. Not in this lifetime.
Not quite. However, the guys at school tend to wear t-shirts under polo shirts, & one guy wore two green shirts today. He looked like an idiot.
Maybe…. *hides snowman outfit, leprechaun outfit, and bunny costume*
You truly don’t need to wear all green or whatever. A green sticker or a four-leaf clover drawn on the back of your hand cuts it for most people.
I still pinch people who do that, because they half-ass St. Patrick’s day.
yeah. i dont count green highlighter 4leaf clovers either.
*pinch pinch pinch* Gotta wear the green!
No, no, see they need to do what I did and where an “I like irish boys” shirt. It’s not completely green, only hints.
am i the only one whose not irish here?
I’m Australian. No Irish in me at all.
I’m not Irish either. I’m Greek (living in the USA but with Greek background)
In my country, the St Patrick’s Day celebration is an excuse for people to drink lots and lots of beer.
http://www.cnngo.com/singapore/play/st-patricks-day-parade-2010-singapore-311918
I’m italian. Well, both my Dad is actually from Italy and my maternal Grandparents came from Italy too. But I live in Socal. Ironically though, I’m a pale, blonde girl. O_0
I’m a Scottish-Welsh-English cross. No Irish in there whatsoever *grins*
I was pinched in Ireland. Not on St. Patty’s Day.
^^^ like
how does an anorexic size -2 look fat in any color?!
I was thinking the same thing!!!
Nothing’s a secret when your floor is paper thin and you live above Charlie McDowell.
I was looking for someone to pinch at school today, but everyone I saw was either wearing green or I didn’t know who they were. It made me sad. ): But of course I could count on the girls and Charlie to make St. Patty’s day all better again… plus the yummy cupcake with green sprinkles I bought. :)
Oh cool beans, my picture thing is green! :D St. Patty’s Day pride!
Oh man. Thats why I kept getting weird looks today. Not because I was wearing green but because I looked fat. Thank you!
I was unaware that a color could make someone look fat….I thought people looked fat when they’re fat.
well black is supposed to be slimming, so couldn’t it work in reverse too?
As a colour white makes you look fatter.
I don’t know why you call them shallow, they aren’t talking about how ginger midgets turn them on now are they?
In the midst of finals week, reading these posts is probably not a good idea. Especially since I feel my IQ dropping with every quote GAM make. Haha.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! :)
Charlie, I’ve often wondered- do you have trouble picking only the dumbest things these girls say? Cause I’ve noticed you usually only post about once a day, and for some reason I picture these girls as talking a lot…
I wondered about that too.
Later that night, Charlie passed one of the GAM twin’s in the hall, and pinched them, giving a sly wink. Oh Charlie, you dog!
Ha! Oh poor Charlie, you’re such a saint for putting up with these two. You should have your own day “St. Charlie’s day”
Hahahaha poor girl. she doesn’t realise that all her secrets are displayed online for the world to see XD
St.Patricks Day is my birthday!
they are bi-winning.
They win here and they win there.
If the girls ever find out about this website, then their identities will most likely become known, and then random men will be pinching them all the time.
She secretly likes being pinched on St. Paddy’s,
And when she wears green, claims she looks like a fatty.
You have no secrets when your floor is so thin,
You gave up that right the day you moved in.
You may think that no one cares what you say,
But alas, your followers grow more every day.
These girls think they’re fat,
so they never wear green
Why one likes being pinched,
remains to be seen
You’d think they’d love St. Paddy’s,
They enjoy drinking alot,
But I guess it’s not worth it
if their image’s not hot.
Heh. You’re still the master, my newbie poetry can’t compare.
Nice Rhymescheme,
but Alicia’s better.
Oh, definitely. She always will be.
I was suspended back in highschool for punching a kid that pinched me for not wearing green.
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