Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
18
“I know life’s hard in like other countries, but don’t you think LA is the hardest place to live?” Totally, let’s move to Japan.
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oh, best one yet.
bless these girls.
this takes things to a new level haha.
someone needs to put these girls on “you’re cut off.”
I’d love to see that xD
Their political incorrectness continues to astound me. I wonder if they even finished high school…
I have pondered that myself.
They must’ve hired nerds to do hw and what not fir them.
for*
..what do they do for a living?
better yet, who would hire them?
How do they pay for their apartment?
How do they get dressed by themselves in the morning?
Do they have a monkey that pre-chews their food for them?
These are the things I MUST know.
Parents
The minimal amount of clothing they wear?
Nah… I think they have bottles of pre-blended stuff.
ha no! they don’t eat because they think they look fat.
the chewing monkey is a strange mental image.
They have another monkey to do their taxes, too.
Do they even know what really happened in Japan, Charlie?
I live in LA county… It’s pretty easy here…
They’re gonna do great things some day
If by “great,” you mean “slutty,” then yes indeed.
If by “some day” you mean “today”, then yes indeed.
If by “today” you mean “everyday”, then yes indeed.
If they think living in LA is hard, wait until they try living life.
I heard Libya is a fantastic place! We should send the girls on a vacation to Tripoli!
This.
Well, just because they’re not cultured or globally aware doesn’t mean they’re horrible people or meant anything terrible by it.
No one is saying they are terrible people. Simply stupid and culturally ignorant.
Look
Stupid touch screen. Ignore that….
Anyways, look, I’m not trying to be mean, but it sure seems like you’re trying to kill this website by sucking all the fun out of it. It’s fine for everyone to have opinions, but some opinions are better off not shared in certain places. It’s like how a Justin Bieber concert would be a bad place to rant about how much you hate him.
Bad Example a Justin Bieber concert is the perfect place to rant about how much you hate him.
It’s like going around popping the balloon of a disabled homeless guy holding a dying puppy; fun but way too easy.
It’s a bad place to rant about him in the sense that *some* people will freak out and be insane.
Yes and…
And I was bullied last year at school by a few people, *including one of my friends*, just because I don’t like Justin Bieber. Imagine being bullyed times 100 for not liking him, & you’ve got yourself at a Justin Bieber concert.
Anyways, I just find GAM Defender kind of annoying; it’s like he’s trying to suck all the fun out of this website.
Just saying bad example.
Sorry for the lack of tact.
I agree with Chelsea. She was simply saying it would be impractical, and self-alienating to do such a thing. Plus, Mephistopheles’ argument was crude, and not well thought out.
Lol, I liked the GAM Defender, I think it’s funny. After reading the post I always scroll through the comments just to see what kind of fight she’s putting up.
I’m pretty sure the GAM defender is actually male:
“GAM Defender says:
March 17, 2011 at 2:40 pm
They’re the kind of girls that go all out when they do things, accessories won’t do. Why would they give a mere hand job when they’re to type to go all out and give a blow job? I wish my girlfriend was like that…”
I like the Defender too. It is like the 2 old guys up in the wings cracking jokes during the Muppet Show. Every point needs a counter point. It makes the music better, more complex and more interesting. I applaud you without always agreeing with you Defender.
i <333333 the muppet show!
I love GAM defender. It reminds me that they have a bit of hope.
And I appreciate the love. I’ll be signing autographs out back after the show…
I’m so sorry not just posting “omg dey so stoopid!!!11!” is such a burden on your happiness. My condolences.
And just to clarify, I’m just joking around. I don’t mean to bring down the spirit of the site or be hostile towards anyone. It’s all fun and games.
I always figured you were doing it with tongue planted firmly in cheek. But your arguments are usually both rational and possible. I like that.
I look forward to reading your comments. They’re different and make things even more interesting.
Oh, I kinda like the comments that you put. Like Kamella said, it shows that there may be some hope for them. So please, go on commenting, because as far as those of us who like your comments, you are doing some good to the site by showing that not everyone is a hopeless case.
(but it is still a little fun to make fun of them every once in a while:)
Woooooooooooow………..
I say we take them on vacation through Morocco, Tunisia, Egypt, Sudan, and Bahrain. Tell them it’s great for tanning.
You missed out Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia, Lebanon, Syria, and Greece(because they seriously need culture).
You’re right! Oh, what a lovely holiday this will be.
It might be a little cruel on the indigenous population to inflict GAM on them.
don’t you sometimes think that these girls are part of some comedy show? to me there is no other way to explain quotes like this…
Yes because parties every night, a new boyfriend every week, and living in their own apartment is waayyyyy harder than being in a mud hut in Haiti… they should be on Surviver!!
Oh I would love to watch them on survivor. Although their tribemates would probably just get pissed off at them (OMG, is this where we are going to do our number one and twos?!?!?! Ummm, you mean I need to roll in the mud so that we can win those things?) and vote them off the first tribal council. LOL.
I dunno, I think the male tribemates wouldn’t mind, if you get my drift.
I know they’re dumb and all but this REALLY makes me mad,
Japan is in turmoil right now… thank god my relatives are safe.
I’m sorry Charlie, but its a little to early to Japan jokes.. I know it was meant in jest but still.. a little early
to make*
He’s got a legit point there, but I totally agree.
He’s not making a joke about what is happening to Japan. It was a sarcastic response to the ignorance and selfishness of the girls.
Agreed. Plus, it’s never too early if you don’t mind the hatewave :P
You are so right. It would be great right now if we were all over there, and had been for the earthquake. Well, you know, if we frickin’ survived it!!
Charlie had a legit point–he’s saying that LA is heaven compared to the death, turmoil, everything going on over in Japan right now. I wish y’all had been there for the earthquake and the aftermath, as long as you were lucky enough to survive. Then I would want to see you come back to wherever you are now and say how funny it is that people are dying and that their county is in shambles and that they’re at risk of something even more disastrous happenin with the nuclear plants. Because all of that is so hilarious.
If you truly think that what’s going on in Japan right now is funny, go find a heart.
I accept most of your point but you do know that the surviving population is facing a disaster worse than Chernobyl.
I think you guys are misunderstanding what I am saying as well. I know that what is going on in Japan right now is worse than Chernobyl, and I in no way think that what is happening is funny. What Charlie was saying and what I am saying is that the GAM are either ignorant and do not know what is going on in Japan, or they are incredibly selfish and think their lives are more difficult in LA than what is going on in Japan right now.
Chelsea, I’m not sure that I really understand your point – are you agreeing with Charlie, or aren’t you? No one ever said that the situation in Japan is funny. In fact, I agree with Gina that Charlie wasn’t trying to make a joke in the slightest; he was definitely using sarcasm to point out the shameless stupidity of the GAM.
It was less of a jest, and more of making a point about the clueless girls. The bit about Japan at the end was just to further emphasize the shallow simplemindedness of the girls, while bringing to mind how good all of us really have it.
You just made my day, Charlie.
I think the only time it’s hard to live in LA is when you’re trying to get building permits….
This is me praying that I never move into a place with girls like that above me… I wonder if they’ve ever seen the news…
I don’t think TMZ counts haha.
Haha! I don’t think that counts either…
Oh what I wouldnt do to attempt a sophisticated conversation with these girls, just to see their faces when I use a word more than two syllables long.
Haha I agree! Although there are a few longer-than-two-syllable words they would understand like… liposuction, bikini, and genitals. But that’s about all that would be in their range.
Better yet, ship ’em off to Russia. It’s hard to live there even without a huge catastrophe (Bless the people of Japan <3. I have a few friends over that way myself) like the earthquakes and tsunamis in Japan.
in defense of charlie.
this wasn’t a japan joke.
he was merely pointing out that the Japenese people fear for the lives of themselves and their loved ones, whilst the girls above him fear for their tan lines.
i think there’s nothing wrong with this.
keep up the good eavesdropping charlie :)
I vote we send them out there to join the Peace Corps. Maybe they’ll finally learn something other than the latest trend.
I hear Haiti’s nice this time of year.
SB is the hardest place to live at the moment. Twp OChem Finals tomorrow (yes on a Saturday), lecture and lab.
If you think school work gives you the hardest living conditions in the world, you’re not any better than GAM.
Good thing you know a thing or two about exaggeration!
You are so good at detecting sarcasm!
Oh my. Well…if they think LA is tough to live, try coming two hours north and living here. It really sucks. X.x
But I agree, let them move somewhere else (with Charlie of course), like Greenland! Oh what fun conversations Charlie would here there. Lol. :)
are you in Santa Maria? or some no where place between there and SB?
I’m at the very bottom of the valley. And it sucks. X.x
Tell you what, they wouldn’t survive Christchurch, NZ right now either
They wouldn’t survive a day in the woods
Awww…
They’re like two year olds except their serious.
And have no intention of growing out of it.
They livin in LA and their life is all play,
But where would we be if they moved out today?
To Japan or to Africa, maybe Haiti they’d go,
Or to be Sheen’s new goddesses, I don’t even know.
But we sure would miss them, so I think they should stay,
Cause reading their quotes can always make our day.
You sir, are awesome. Have a free internet.
Thank you, Jinx.
*cough*Tegan’s a girls name*cough*
Weirdly, I totally just rapped that out in my mind. That’s an awesome poem (/rap?)
Meant as a poem, but now whenever I read it I hear a rapper. We need Alicia, she’s way better than me.
aww…. where is Alicia?
*misses her poem*
So do I :(
Me 3…. Alicia, where are you? Please add to our giggles.
I like how it’s not even “you should move to Japan” but “let’s move to Japan” so you can still be with them.
I know I laughed to myself because it seems like it’s kind of a package deal. The girls go, Charlie goes.
They arrive at their new home: “WOW there’s like a hairy guy for everywhere!!!!1!1!one11!”
If these chippies think that things are tough in L.A., they should try finding a decent mani/pedi in Firenze! Like, OMG!, I have to go to Milan for that!
fighting traffic and keeping up with fashion is way worse then dealing with disentary and AIDS
Actually, if you forced me to choose one way of life or the other…. I would rather poo in a hole I dug myself and help the afflicted, than wear Prada and be judged like a show pony.
So true Matt! Fashion is a “Versace Choo Prada” world… (That’s kinda like “dog eat dog.”)
Hey Charlie, you should buy them plane tickets to Libya.
agreed :)
They think living in LA is hard? Bless their sweet little innocent hearts…
Innocent, or ignorant?
They wouldn’t make it a day in Madison, WI. Just sayin’.
why dont you take donations!!
you are doing an important public service!
I just started reading these. It’s sad how many people I know who actually think like these girls…
Is it just me or is it strange that Charlie hasn’t commented? He’s commented at least once on all the others.
Hello Alex! Just fun to read sometimes. I love this GAM fam.
AAAAH! You replied to me! YAY!
hahaha wow. hmmm, i’m thinking a trip across the ocean is much required. i think just the cultural difference and language barriers would be enough for them
Oh wow…DGAM is odd…I am compelled to read the awesomeness and yet whenever I read anything about these girls I lose IQ points.
Still at least I don’t have to suffer the horror of LA. XD
can they name more than three other places to live? because that’s the thing i can think of that might explain this ignorance.
these are some sad thoughts… Are you sure they are from California though? Oh and side note: Did you use a template for your site, Charlie?
Charlie, how do you do it? If I was living below these girls, I’d be facepalming so much I’d probably give myself brain damage
Seriously, I think you might live above my sister.
*below
HEY CHARLIE! Can you tell us what these girls do for a ‘living’?
Trust fund babies!
*facepalm*
I believe this post may be the best, and the Justin Bieber conversation in the comments to be the best comment thread. Ever.
They could try Libya. I hear it’s nice there this time of year!
Too cruel,
its’s like taking a coulrophobic to the circus to watch the clowns.
Hilarius but ultimately you terrify the clown.
Question: do the girls know about the blog?
If they do, they’re probably sitting there giggling about how so intensely stupid the ‘girls above that blog guy’ are.
Hannibal Lecter, That comment just made my life, thank you xD
I mean having electricity, heat, shelter, escalators, paved streets, cars, clothing… SUCH A HARD LIFE
Those of us fortunate enough to have electricity, a roof over our heads, steady food supply, a refrigerator, are already in the richest 1% in the world. I imagine since it’s been implied they’re well off, it’s even more so.
Guys… can you imagine GAM living in Saudi?
Having to be clothed completely before they leave their house everyday, having a curfew, no drinking, no clubbing, no bringing guys home… I’d like to see them survive that :p
Ey… Do not give them ideas. Japan has enough trouble already.
Right. I’m taking this back just now. Wrote, posted, read – oh crap. Stupid and in-sensitive.
Don’t worry, it’s not offensive – not to Japan at least, hee hee. Fairly gentle compared to some of the stuff that’s doubtless going through everyone else’s heads when we hear about their idiocy xD
I am in Japan.
And from that point of view I must say that my first add was both right and wrong:
Imagining the GAM walking around in what I see on TV… I really get this: haven’t the poor people suffered enough already?
Then again, as I see it, I get the “GAM is nothing to this”feeling.
Yeah…
Oh come on. Let them live in their innocence, and by that i mean innocence in the the world, not the never-had-sex kind. I giggle at the thought of them never having sex.
They think LA is hard on them,
Look at Japan and all that mayhem.
People are dying and with no place to go,
For the girls to complain is really quite low.
But can we blame them? They don’t know much,
Except about shopping, guys, and that such.
Sorry guys…I know that’s extremely late. I was enjoying my last few days of spring break.
Classic!
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