Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Oh God, I must’ve drunk Facebook posted again! This time about a new weight-loss product.” It’s time to change your password.

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  1. Ali says:


    This happened to me to. She must get drunk A LOT if she didn’t notice she didn’t put it there.

  2. GinnyPotter says:


  3. Tegan says:


    Haha, never happened to me cause I don’t drink. I’m currently cramming for four AP exams, so I’ll poem-post later.

    • Nate says:

      …… do know that she wasn’t actually drunk right?……it’s this whole spam shit thats been goin round facebook.

  4. GinnyPotter says:

    charlie have you been hacking their facebook accounts? ;)

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I wish. But I can barely run my own Facebook page, let alone have any idea how to “hack.”

      • Alex says:

        Hmmmm, you can’t run your own Facebook, but you can manage your own website? How does that work?

      • missiejae says:

        Shouldn’t you just be able to hear them sounding it out as they try to log-in?? Password:______ uh… “lemme think”…”Ch-cha-chaarr-lee Shh-shhee-en Ga-ga-gawd-esssss”. Right? Login Failed.

      • GinnyPotter says:

        I just hope they don’t have a twitter

  5. Bex says:

    I’ve heard of drunk texting, but never drunk facebooking. She must leave herself logged in, cause when Im drunk I know I can’t remember which password is for which thing, so I doubt a GAM could

    • Courtney says:

      If your computer/phone/whatever is set to remember your password, it’s really not that difficult.

  6. GAM Defender says:

    Have you been messing with my beloved girls, Charlie? Shame.

  7. PorscheLuvr says:

    Lol, Charlie, didn’t your mother ever teach you not to fool with stupid girls? You shouldn’t confuse them.

    • Matt says:

      too bad his dad says to go for it while you can…you got to look for the right girl but make sure to have fun with the wrong ones during the search

  8. Leila says:

    Or she simply could have been hacked.

    Unfortunately, this post didn’t perk me up like most of the others. A co-worker of mine got a virus on my work computer when she was covering me while I was on lunch. On a day that I needed to got a lot of stuff done, I end up losing complete access to pretty much everything while IT tries to fix it. This is in addition to crashing her own computer the day before, with the stupid virus. YOU JUST DON’T OPEN ATTACHMENTS TO EMAILS FROM GOOGLE TELLING YOU “THANKS FOR YOUR RESUME, SEE THE ATTACHMENT” WHEN YOU DIDN’T SEND GOOGLE A RESUME!!!!!! It’s spam!!!! Viruses!!! gah! >/
    Ok, now that I got that off my chest….. I’m curious to see their facebook. hmmm….

    • Rayne says:

      My heart goes out to you. My sister did the same thing a month ago -_-.

    • Miles says:

      I believe Charlie’s point is they did get hacked which is why he suggests they change their password.

  9. Christina says:

    Charlie, can you tell which one of them says what? I’m curious as to whether one of them says these things more often than the other of if they’re both equally dumb haha.

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      Both equally dumb.

      • Stephanie says:

        Now wait a minute, I asked this question once and was ignored. *feels dejected* But it’s okay; you’ve replied to me before. So I know I’m not always ignored. Haha

  10. PorscheLuvr says:

    Charlie, what do the girls look like? Do you stalk them on facebook?

  11. Mariposa Betsy says:

    Hey, you could always say that Charlie is just teaching them to drink in moderation since drinking too much kills brain cells! I think I speak for everyone here when I say that the GAM should be extra cautious =P

  12. Rayne says:

    Can they get below a size zero? o.O

  13. Sarah says:

    What if she actually did drunk post it?

  14. KimeeFace says:

    Ahhh. That happened to me, I thought I was drunk posting when my friends started texting me ‘wtf’ about my facebook posts, but it turns out it was just another hacker.

  15. Tina says:

    It’s going to be soon before she says something about that Friday song by Rebecca Black.

  16. Alex says:

    It’s a good idea, Charlie, but I honestly don’t think she’ll be able to remember her password if she changed it.

  17. Antoinette says:

    I have drunk posted before! Then I went back and re-read what I wrote: Vodka is wonderful. Shame shame :P

  18. Mea-chan says:

    Well thats quite a problem, no? If she changes it what’s preventing the hacker from rehacking?

  19. Louisa says:

    Ha ha I always drunk post…normally mourning my lack of alcohol…

  20. Alicia says:

    She thinks she drunk Facebook posted,
    But can she really be sure?
    Maybe someone else boasted
    About a weight-loss product and framed it on her.
    She should consider a password change,
    Just to have peace of mind,
    Then again, her brain doesn’t range
    Far enough for her to think thoughts of that kind.

  21. DoraTonks10 says:

    Hahaha. Sometimes I have to feel bad for them. Sadly this is not one of those times.

  22. Lonely Girl says:

    If they did get hacked, then they have my sympathy. If not well…*snicker*

  23. Sasquatch says:

    Daer girl abo me,,
    u guys r actually kool n have the best drinks!!!!11

  24. Emma says:

    Charlie you’re amazing!

  25. Biba says:

    I’ve never drunkenly facebooked but I have sent a drunk e-mail. Thankfully I got to delete it before they read it, the thought still makes me cringe

  26. Luna says:

    Lol I looked at the ads on the side of the comments they all have something to do with hacking, alcohol, or facebook.



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