Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Claire, admit it, your gaydar’s totally off. His status update says, ‘Scissor Sisters opening for Lady Gaga!'” Really?! Hell yeah!

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  1. Lala says:

    Woah…wait when is this concert?!

  2. Lequia says:


  3. Lock says:

    I’ve never heard of the Scissor Sisters. Have you been to one of their concerts, Charlie?

    • Kevin says:

      You have NEVER heard of them?? When were you born?? Im 20 years old and I’ve heard of them, especially when I was younger. I never listened to them, and haven’t yet, but I’ve heard of them…

      • Dolores Umbridge says:

        Your comment is confusing. Should we have heard of them because we’re younger or older?

  4. Lucie says:

    I’m not getting it =S Somebody enlighten me? I searched Scissor Sisters and went to their website but the video at the beginning kinda scarred me

    • Crazy says:

      Many gay men LOVE Lady Gaga. That goes double for Scissor Sisters. Together – this concert may be gayer than a rainbow.

  5. Bertie says:

    I don’t feel like dancing…

  6. Crazy says:

    I think this may be my favorite letter yet. And not just because I’m getting concert tickets ASAP…

  7. GAM Defender says:

    Unrelated, but after checking my facebook just now I realized the only status updates I have anymore are grammar lessons.

  8. LovelyLauren says:

    Is it bad that I’ve never heard of the Scissor Sisters?

  9. Taylor D says:

    I love you Charlie.

    • Taylor D says:

      Sorry about this, I’m having a really bad day. Didn’t mean to sound weird,I’m embarassed.

  10. Chelsea says:

    Gaydar? That’s off My Wife and Kids!

  11. Leila says:

    They’re a pretty good group. Granted, I haven’t listened to any of their new stuff, but what I had (before my hard drive died) was good.

    And the guys that I know like them, are straight.

    But from what I understand, the Scissor Sisters are Lady Gaga’s favorite band.

  12. Sarah says:

    At this moment, I’m listening to my family scream. It’s not fun and the GAM are probably way better to listen to.

  13. Sarah says:

    I think my dad has one of their CDs…does that mean there’s something I don’t know going on??

  14. Jenn says:

    I saw that show when they were in Ottawa and it was incredible, already liked the Scissor Sisters’ music and it turns out they’re also hilarious. And then of course Gaga was amazing.

    But I wonder which side of the gaydar argument Claire was on, Cathy IS just as idiotic..

  15. Charlie McDowell says:

    If you don’t mind, please vote for me for TIME’s top 140 Twitter Feeds. I’d appreciate it!,28804,2058946_2058990_2058979,00.html

  16. Lydia says:

    *is now planning to move to LA just for this concert* And on the slight chance that I could meet Charlie, of course. :)

  17. alexaluvs says:

    sarah palin is dumb you should win!

  18. Mea-chan says:

    Can I still vote if I don’t have Twitter?

  19. Alex says:

    I take it you’re a Scissor Sisters fan, Charlie.

  20. Kamella says:

    Alright, my fellow little monsters! YES! BORN THIS WAY, BITCH!

  21. Alex says:

    hmm… i wonder what would happen if the chicks find this website…

    • Kamella says:

      I have a feeling, despite former discussion, they would actually figure out it was themselves. Now they would do one of three things.
      1) Try to better themselves about this, taking it as a lesson.
      2) Be outraged and, possibly, sue Charlie.
      3) Be flattered be their fame.

    • Hannibal lecter says:

      “Snrrrghahahaha! These girls that live above that guy are SOOOOO stupid!”

      “AHAHA I know! I wonder if they’ll be in our section of the concert??!”

      • Hannibal lecter says:

        ” I know! We should totally ignore his gayness and go anyway!”

        *this is assuming that they, too are going to the concert.

  22. Lovethissite says:

    Hi Charlie :)
    Just wanna say I find your website HILARIOUS!
    The day I found it, I went back and read every single post. :D
    Keep up the good eavesdropping!

  23. angel says:

    I want to go to a any concert featuring the scissors sisters. AND with Lady Gaga in the mix? Awesome stage show!! Gaga freaks me out sometimes but she has an amazing stage presence that’s for sure.

  24. Haley says:

    Annnnd now I can’t stop singing “I Can’t Decide”. I’m not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing. XD

  25. Jahu311 says:

    Soon we will be seeing lady gaga using her costume to cut her way out of the egg. ={]

  26. singingscholar says:

    Since being introduced to them by a friend 5 years ago I have sought more lovers of Scissor Sisters… and here you all are!! Hi! As if further confirmation of Charlie’s talent for attracting interesting people were needed…!

  27. Sonia says:

    Charlie, is there a possibility that i could meet you someday and get your autograph?(:

  28. awesomeselflover says:

    I effing love the Scissor Sisters! Ever since I heard Filthy Gorgeous on Tony Hawk American Wasteland haha

  29. Lord Voldemort says:

    (just imagine me wereing a lady gaga shirt…)

    • Ylva says:

      You just gave me a mental image of Ralph Fiennes with snake-nose wearing a Lady GAGA-shirt.

  30. Paulina says:

    at some point i would just have to slip a note under the door with this website written on it.

  31. IlikePandas says:

    Scissor sisters were amazing!!!

  32. dick lover says:

    little girl…

    little baby sex…

  33. Rawrmobile says:

    i can’t decide whether you should live or die~

  34. Dolores Umbridge says:

    Oh my God, I just realized- where’s Alicia?!

  35. Eden says:

    well charlie, your ahead of lady gaga for now :)

  36. Sackonutso says:

    The Scissor Sisters are playing at Coachella…….

  37. Lorreina says:
    tis one of my fav songs of scissr sisters give a listen

  38. GinnyPotter says:

    I hope they open with “somewhere over the rainbow” :P

  39. Alicia says:

    Cathy told Claire her gaydar was off,
    His status was flaming she explained with a scoff.
    Scissors Sisters are opening for Lady G,
    That’s certainly a show a gay guy would see.
    Maybe he’s gay, bi, or none,
    Whatever his case, I hope the concert’s fun.

  40. Dominique says:

    I went to the concert and would like to consider myself a Scissor Sister. Everything about the concert was amazing. (Except for waiting in line again because apparently we used the wrong door, but whatever.)

  41. micah says:

    what are scissor sister?



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