Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
17
“Every time my dad has another kid, my trust fund cuts in half.” Maybe he’s gonna keep going till he gets it right. Stop that man!
16
“This weird paparazzi guy took a picture of me outside Coffee Bean! Who did he think I was?!” Geez, I need to get a longer lense.
13
“I would so whore myself out for tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.” You don’t wanna know the things I had to do to see Kenny Loggins.
12
“Okay, my turn. Have you ever pictured one of your ex’s with a vagina, like a real one–” Your turn? What game is this?!
11
“Mom, I’m filling out this form and need to know if I have insurance?… What do you mean what kind?” How are you still alive?
