Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
16
“This weird paparazzi guy took a picture of me outside Coffee Bean! Who did he think I was?!” Geez, I need to get a longer lense.
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Good luck with that.
hey im from spain..just found this site its so funny :)
It’s reaching all the way to Spain!? Thanks so much for reading.
Charlie
charlie you’re a worldwide phenomena…congrats
That’s great! I just thought my mom was a fan!
Well I live in both Latvia and Denmark. How is that for global outreach?
congrats from germany too. You are just too funny to be limited to one continent ;)
Argentina!! here!!
WOOOO! USA! :P
Representing Canada
NewZealand here. But no one knows where we are, so it doesn’t really matter!
I’m a kiwi too! and the aussies know!
What about me??!! Auckland ftw :D
False. America knows where you are too. You can thank Flight of the Conchords for that.
NZ ftw
Down under, mate.
Another reader from Spain here =D
np… I guess you find girls like these all over the world, so we can all identify with haha
Haha, well put!
I found out about this from a friend in New Zealand!
This site always manages to make me smile :) Thanks!
it also reached malta :]
Spain? It’s reaching to South Africa . :)
It’s down in Mexico too. : )
All the places you guys just listed I want to visit!
In India too
and you just make my day always
How did it ever make it to India?! I’m hoping to visit your country in the next couple years.
Ok, Canada isn’t so far away, but nevertheless, this site makes my day. It makes those skeezy Hills girls look like Harvard grads…
Australia! You’ve made it all the way to the arse end of the world!
I’m big into surfing, so I gotta make it out there as well.
It made it ALL THE WAY to the East Coast, you should be very proud, Charlie, haha.
Been talking to a friend on one of the Antarctic bases about this site. You really are global, Charlie!
Hey, You even have Lord Voldemort as a fan. Notmany people can say that.
and he got the Lord’s right hand =)
Theres NOTHING better than that. Nothing
What about me, master?
ugh, its the rat -_-; just kill him master, he outlived his use
No! We need everyone we can. I am planing a little “surprise”
For a Miss Justin Bieber. Yes, and you as well. Charlie should be honored to have such important fans.
Might I suggest we throw a water bottle at her while she is on stage somewhere?
Lord Voldemort! I did not expect to find you here, a place of laughs and fun!
I am the chosen one, I will prevail!
Nice website, Charlie!
Hey Harry, want to go get a butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks with me and Hermione?
Sure
Will Ginny be there?
Hi Harry.
As much as it may surprise you, it made it alllll the way to Mississippi.
It sure did!
reading on the daily in Jacktown
Chalk another one up for Mississippi.
France too! I love your website :)
You made it all the way to Scotland too.
I’m from South Africa :) and I visit this site weekly. Love it!
Ooo Joburg? Me too! Do I know you ?!?
I’m from South Africa too. Hello from Port Elizabeth, I love the site.
Your site is awesome..Enuff to stop me from working till i had read every entry. PS: anuther howdy from Cape Town, South Africa…the arse end of deepest darkest Africa.
Err not that far but you even got a fan in new York!
England too (:
niiice! and also, only you can make stalking sound cool ;)
Same! Love this site :)
I’m very proud to be a half Brit! I’m a citizen of UK and America.
You have an arkansas girl :)
My mom is from North Little Rock. I love Arkansas and go there quite often. Thanks for reading!
I’m from Little Rock! This makes me proud to be an Arkansan. I never thought I would say that.
Hot Springs loves this site!
Please tell me it was actually you taking that picture. PLEASE. Also, post of picture of them. That would also be great.
Australia :)
a bunch of us Aussies are fans as well :)
Yeah…Indiana here :) Does she really think she’s so cool to have paparazzi? If someone took my pic I would assume they just wanted my pic, not that I was famous :)
Made it to the Netherlands as well!
U have fans all the way down in New Zealand!!! We love u Charlie!
You made it to Indiana! Not to mention I introduced this to my Mom and she loves it and now all of her twitter buddies who’re obsessed with Def Leppard on addicted!
England here!
Congrats on reaching so many different countries Charlie! I’m sure your mother would be proud =)
Yay, another english Charlie fan…
Chicago loves you!
Chi-town baby!!!
Thanks for the best reading on the internet I’ve found in a long time. Lunch at my desk so I could read the entire archive! This site will definitely be my new guilty pleasure.
I am a college administrator and I *KNOW* these girls. I see them everyday. I weep for the future.
Your observations are so spot on and wickedly amusing. I can’t wait to read the next installment!
Made it all the way to kuwait too !!! Doesn’t that suprise u !!
I love ur site!! I’m introdusing it to more of my friends here ^_^ the things u rite always crackes me up xD
I’m actually from the US but my friend from Taiwan was the one who showed me this site if that counts >.>
Today I was thinking about what would happen if the person below YOU started writing short letters like this to you, but I realized that “Dear Guy Above Me” just doesn’t sound right…
Made to Iceland also ;) Love this site!!!!!!
Made it to the exotic land of California as well
It also made it to the lovely land of New Jersey, home of the fist pump and extreme publicity of guidos and guidettes.
PS- Will you marry me?
I’m in the US, Indiana, nowhere special. But it is my birthday! So thanks for the great laugh. :)
Well that’s very special. Happy Birthday!!!
Thanks Charlie!
Now I gotta go back into the corn fields. (haha)
It’s here in costa rica also :)
You made it all the way to the Hills!! (where im from) and no i am not like those girls haha and i love this site also
Wow, I had no idea people were reading this in so many different countries. I appreciate everyone’s kind words. It’s what’s keeping me from going insane!
You’ve made it to the wilderness of upper Michigan as well.
Personally, I’m hoping to see you make it to China.
You’ve made it to Florida too!
Sorry for your suffering Charlie, but I hope it’s worth it!
It made it to South Dakota which is kinda amazing.
ha, i was waiting for there to be another from here! (:
I’m from a small town in Mayland, USA. Laaaaaaaame. :/
I’m from a big city in Maryland, USA. DC metropolitan area FTW!
Gaithersburg, MD REPRESENT :)
Charlie, was it really you taking those pictures? Hahaha if not then I think you should get on it ;P
My husband’s in the Military and we’re stationed in Japan and a bunch of us Military wives over here can’t get enough of you and the girls above you! Thanks for the laugh, we need ’em!
That’s so cool! Thank you.
You even made it to the film festival town of Park City, Utah!!! That’s where all the real famous people are ;D
You even made it to Kansas! Be proud, not a lot of cool things make it here!
And no Oz jokes, please. I’ve heard them all, there are no new ones.
Woohoo! Another Kansas girl! Charlie, you should be proud. You’ve made it to the bustling urban hub of….Wichita, KS! Ha sorry for the sarcasm. But we sure do enjoy you here!
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Yay Charlie! You’re an international hit! Now that’s something your mom will most definitely brag about;)
You made it to the exotic land of… LOS ANGELES!
Well, gotta love the city of angeles. This site wouldn’t exist without it.
Rural Canada bi-otches!
You made it to…Connecticut. Congrats. C:
Thumbs up for Connecticut! This website literally makes my day everyday.
you have quite a lot of fans down here in texas! we’re like our own country, right?(:
Heck yea we are our own country!!!! HEY CHARLIE you got fans where everything is bigger and better so you know you’ve made it ;)
A heads up from Oman!
This is ridiculously good!
im a fan allllll the way from california!
Newfoundland & Labrador , Canada
I LOVE THIS SITE !!
Haha. Charlie I check this website every day love it immensely. <<(Not really sure If i spelled that right.:0)
Anyway, I would just like to say, I'm from Wisconsin, which is pretty harcore for you seeing as though on the scale from 1-Awesome, I'm right under New Zealand.
I’m from Wisconsin too. Lots of readers and fans from here.
especially in the Mad-town area :)
Made it too Ontario too.;) Exciting to me at least: haha. Keep up the good work and maybe soon the paparazzi will be taking pictures of you!
Vermont!!
:]
Your in Georgia too!^^
I absolutely love this site.
wow am I really the first to say Massachusetts?! How exciting, Cambridge, MA.
You’ve got fans in Oklahoma as well XD I feel like there should be a list of all the places you’ve got readers.
There’s a little knot of us in Morehead (yeah, we know More Head haha) Kentucky that love you! We have these girls on campus, just the redneck version!
(I’ve also e-mailed you to all my family and friends in Louisville).
Canada!!! It appears there’s a number of us…
Woot! Victoria, BC, here. Home of foreign exchange students and BILLIONS of seniors :D
Hey! Another British Columbian! Kelowna BC here! :) Love your posts Charlie, I’ll have to remember to give a cookie to the person who retweeted your post one day and got me hooked :D Thanks for all the laughs, take care
Oi! Oi! Oi!
You have also reached the extreme climes of the Texas Gulf Coast. It’s girls like these that make me afraid of college in a small town… Nowhere to run!
little towns in maryland are boss. im fifteen minutes from naptown and thirty minutes from washington d.c. Charlie, im in love with you. pretty awesome you have fans all over the world
Charlie, your the bomb. I’m all the way over in New Zealand :D
I haven’t met anyone else in Wyoming that knows about this site but I am educating people because I love you, Charlie.
I’m from the mystical far away land of Huntington Beach. Your SoCal fans will always be your best, Charlie! ^_~
Love love love Huntington!
From Australia!!
I’m from the mountains of Santa Cruz California, and all my friends read this blog because, well it is one of the best things on the internet!
woo! santa cruz!
So worldwide Charlie!!!
You should know you’re also read in Utah… you know you’re a big deal when you’ve made it in Utah :D
You’ve made it to Washington state!
Woot! Another one from Washington! Haven’t actually met anyone nearby who knows of you… I’ll be educating them soon. :P
I love you Charlie!
We all do.
– oh god. Justin Beiber and Edward Cullen? God… Gay Fest?
Gay fest? No. Edward Cullen + Justin Bieber = the ultimate pedophilic relationship.
0_o
I was thinking of how awesome you were for having fans everywhere,then I saw that ‘JustinBeiber’ likes you
I’m sorry Charlie but you got a little less awesome
;D
Missouri :/
Pretty sure a few of my friends in the UK like you though.
Hun you made it to San Diego. Hi from your neighboors down below!
Southern Utah, even us Mormons dig ya.
Hello fellow utahan :D except I’m not Mormon lol
Hey Charlie! I’m from Malaysia! You’re awesome =)
Hey Charlie, where are you from?
I grew up in a small town outside of LA called Ojai. But I’ve lived in LA since I was a teenager. I also lived in London when I was a kid, I’m half English.
First person from Wisconsin? This site is always great when you’re looking for a laugh, congrats on the popularity though!
Actually your the third!
I mean YOU ARE the third. geesh!
You’ve reached Germany! You’re worldwide. :)
Wooo! Made it all the way to Brissy, down under! We think you’re awesome as well Charlie :D
You have readers in Austria! You can’t get better than that…
You’ve reached Mars!
… Er, never mind. My space shuttle broke before I got past the Moon.
First One To Say Iowa!!! :) I got the link off of MLIA so Everyone knows about you, or should!! Lol
Jaycie<3
Pine Barrens in New Jersey. And you’re on StumbleUpon too. Celebrity Stalker FTW!
Also, you totally should take pics and black bar their eyes or something. I gotta see these adventurous and amorous ladies.
First from the U.S., Illinois~~ I’m surprised. All those exotic countries are taking up all the room xD
Ley me be the first to tell you that you’re in Alabama. Welcome yo the Deep South, Charlie :)
Geez, my spelling is off today. Let* and you*
Got another one from Alabama!! I was worried for a minute that we weren’t being represented properly. ;)
Hey you surf?! If that’s you in the pic, I definitely didn’t expect that. Where do you surf? I tend to go to trestles, swami’s, wind and sea and oceanside harbor areas… :)
I love all those spots you listed. I mostly surf in Malibu, cause it’s close, but love going down south as well.
hi from Dublin, Ireland. I love this site…it makes me laugh so much each day. As an international reader I have to say that these girls are everywhere…not just in LA. When I worked on a Uni campus a couple of years ago all the girls were just like this…are they as orange (fake tanned) there as they are here in Dublin?
p.s. the surf is amazing off the West Coast of Ireland…
Speaking from having lived in the Seattle area and going to school with girls like this… yes. Yes, they’re often horribly orange.
Japan
SWITZERLAND!!!
Someone’s already said it, but now there’s two Irish fans =]
*are two Irish fans.. sowwy
Haha, you’ve reached the JERSEY SHORE.
Congrats to having 3 Irish fans.
Niamh is right the surfing over here on the west coast is great.
Alberta, Canada is proud to be reading :P
tiny town in NY state… woo…
Germany here =D
C-C-Colorado, dude~ C: The land of liquor. Congrats!
No one said Pennsylvania, yet!
Greetings from Singapore! :)
Hey Charlie??
How about having a guest sign-in page…
LEBANON FTW
Poland! Wooo!!
Keep up the creeping Charlie! Your international bebe.
We love you in Canada’s capital, Ottawa! Keep up the good work. :)
you can bet this is reaching all the way to Spain.. I´m also from there, and have been following this blog for a while now. I hope these girls never move out so you can keep us all entertained, Charlie. Sorry you´re the one who has to put up with them, though!
whoot whoot!! Boston here!! :P haha you NEED to post a picture of these girls! THIS WEBSITE IS MY HOMEPAGE! :)) BE PROUD. !
Hey Charlie, are you in love (Or like) with either (or both) of these girls?
Malaysia here :D
Haha, I just love reading about those girls. Had to stop myself from laughing so hard.
Hey hanis!Kuala Lumpur too!
Quebec here haha! I love this site too, it just makes me worry a tiny bit when I lose my head and say ridiculous things in my apartment…
I’m from Kentucky. I’m married to my cousin. We also don’t wear shoes and don’t have no edumucation :D Oh and we love your blog thing xD
I KNEW IT!!!! Bet y’alls got 14 teeth between ya?
>_0
Woohoo! The Belgians are reading this as well!
Is that on your must-visit list as well? ;)
I think I’m the first living in Hong Kong? Love the site Charlie :)
First from Tennessee! Nashville loves you, Charlie!
And I agree about the guest sign-in page; sounds like a great idea
Long beach CA. Yup yup LA county / south bay loves you.
It’s reached all the way to northern canada! :)
Dubai here!!!
I can get you in china! awsome .
Switzerland !
Love this site ! Thank you !
Love your site…..from Sunbury, Victoria, Australia…birthplace of The Ashes (for all the cricket fans).
Israel too :)
you made it to Hell as well
Don’t forget Heaven!
Puerto Rico too… as a disclaimer to all you people out there who believe this (you know who you are), Puerto Rico is NOT a state. Now ten bucks (coughjustkiddingcough) to anyone who can figure out where exactly Puerto Rico is without looking at a map or actually living in this wonderful island. Btw i love this site ^^
I’ve been to Puerto Rico!
First from North Carolina!
I think I might be the first from Maine…I have to show this to my cousins in Italy, though ;)
Vermont :]
Ohio girl here!! :)
Germany here! I think it was MLIA that brought me here some months ago! I love those girls above you, LOL!
teeny tiny New Hampshire loves you!
Mojave Desert! (Southern California)
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia…..
Hello! Thailand here. We love your website here! It’s so funny.
Northern Ireland!
The only part of the US not listed from what I’ve scanned.. the great ol’ Midwest. We LOVE you here in Nebraska, Charlie! [no. i don’t live on a farm..]
You might not live on a farm in Nebraska, but I do! How’s that for a nice stereotype?
Love you Charlie!
greetings from belgium!
Where in London are you from? Love from Hammersmith, London
Holland! You’re funny :)
Ohio Here, and yes we are considered the northwest, so now you have all of the united states.
You’ve reached me here in Rome :)
I must say, your posts always make me laugh. Thanks!
I’ve been to Europe, and have read your site in every country I was in! So, technically, you can say that DGAM has made it to France, Italy, Greece, Croatia, and Turkey!
It’s also made it to my invisible hometown of Amherst, NY. :3
Arizona! Where a Cactus can fall over and crush your car. woo!!
I’m more foreign then all of you! I’m from Ohio!
Hello fellow Ohioan!
You have a fan in Las Vegas as well.
Bosnia!
Abu Dhabi…. yeah thats right. its 111 degrees!!!
I’m seriously confused as to how your notoriety is so large but yet, the very girls above you have yet to discover your site… it’s a good thing you have your plan of defense all ready if they ever do find out.
I’m from California. Where we all die of heat one day and it’s raining the next, so Katy Perry and the Beach Boys are tempted to write songs about us.
BTW, I found your website today, and it’s like one of the best sites ever. Me and my best friend decided we’re doing this to her neighbors because they also live on the top floor and they think it’s perfectly fine to dump down their water from mopping down in front of her doorway and backyard, and all partys have to be at 2:00am and you must practice your clarinet at 5:00 cause thats how the world works >.<
But anyways, great site. You are now my new favorite. *hands favorite crown*
Hawaii!!
And my friend in france reads it as well!
Third from Switzerland! The town of Diablerets loves you.
Nous t’aimons! ;P
Second from Singapore, if I’m not wrong! I love your musings! Gonna make sure my friends here and in India see your blog. :)
You, good Sir, are indeed a humorist of genius. With love from Estonia, where the beer is brilliant and the women are beautiful.
england :) i love this site, i find it better than mlia and thats where i got the link!
Hey, your reaching new zealand here, congrats.f
Germany is here aswell, great site, keep your humor, i love the sarcastic way you doing it
In other news, my beans are on fire.
Regards,
James
You made it up to Afghanistan, Charlie! Currently serving with the 173rd Airborne! This site is HILARIOUS!
im in china but my freind Yuki from japan introduced me 2 this site!
congrats on making it all around evry continent :D
A Saudi Arabian fan here…this site makes my day everyday. Thanks and GO SOONERS.