Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

12

“Okay, my turn. Have you ever pictured one of your ex’s with a vagina, like a real one–” Your turn? What game is this?!

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  1. llamalover says:

    LOLOLOL
    im sorry you have to hear this Charlie

  2. Cassandra says:

    I think it’s time for you to go figure it out by going up there and asking.

  3. Bellatrix Lestrange says:

    haha, what kind of game is that? i wonder if there’s a rulebook or something….but i’d be scared to read it

  4. Emily says:

    Because we all know that it doesn’t count if you picture them with an artificial vagina.

  5. Charlie McDowell says:

    So a fake one would just be a mangina?

  6. hmm says:

    you know, you could make friends with them pretty easily if they thought you were gay…

  7. Angela says:

    Sounds like they’re being creative and pushing the bounds of imagination. Why is this stupid???

  8. Kate says:

    What did they answer? That’s what I want to know…

  9. Melissa says:

    truth or dare maybe?

  10. Stephanie says:

    First I’d just like to say: Charlie, you complete me and make my day whenever I read this site! <3 (: and second: wow. These girls frighten me. Hahah.

  11. kayleigh says:

    presumably the game is have you ever? Thats not really the kind of question you ask though. Strange girls haha

  12. Betsy says:

    I want to hear her answer! What kind of girl pictures her ex with a vagina?!

    • vampiresquirrel says:

      a REAL one, mind you. Doesn’t count if it’s a strap on one. Yes, those are available.

    • Elise says:

      I feel like , if you picture your ex with a vagina theres more wrong with you , than them. Even if they had one . NO , especially if they had one ? this just complicates everything.

  13. Haley says:

    you should go upstairs and meet them! :D

  14. Maddi says:

    It’s “have you ever”!!! I love that game hahahahah. Tho my questions are never like that haha.
    I feel for u Charlie, i have a cousin whose intellectual level is similer to that of a goldfish. Keep up the great work :)

  15. JNinja SexyBeast says:

    Ahahahaha!!!! That’s hilarious!! (The game could be Have You Ever, it could be Hot Seat) Why on earth would they be picturing their exes with a vagina?? And “a real one”? Did that really need clarification?

  16. SuperKatie says:

    I can picture one of my exes with a vagina, but the other I just can’t…

  17. Mitchell says:

    is this just a two player game?

  18. Val says:

    They’re on to you.

  19. Matt says:

    maybe it was truth or dare?

  20. Matt says:

    have you ever perhaps?

  21. Laura says:

    Hahaha, this is hilarious!! Stumbled Upon it.

  22. Parker says:

    This is rather hilarious, but Im not living beneath it. I feel for you. <3

  23. Allison says:

    I have a younger sister, and she plays this all the time! its called Dirty Mind. When its your turn, you think of a dirty question to ask another player, they answer, and they go next.

    Pretty fun, except when I walk in when someone asked if my sister masturbates to Lady Gaga o_o

  24. vampiresquirrel says:

    “Have you ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?”

  25. Helen says:

    Have you ever pictured one of your exes with a vagina…


    These girls take the game never have I ever to a whole new level of weird xD

  26. Elise says:

    I want to know what other questions were asked in this game ?!

  27. K.K. says:

    everyone knows they were playing put items on the ex’s pfft how could you not have played that game someones never been to a sleep over

  28. Maddie says:

    Wow… what city do you live in? Never mind, you don’t have to answer that because it sounds like a very stalker-y question, but seriously, no place in Canada could have and apartment building this awesome!

  29. Maggie says:

    I believe that they’re playing the awkward game. Where you ask each other a series of awkward questions that you have to answer. It’s my favorite game xD

  30. Caitlyn says:

    Bahahahaa. This is officially my favorite website. They remind me of my old neighbors when I lived in an apartment.

  31. CLat says:

    Charlie, I would like to make out with you…

  32. Sara says:

    I do believe I love you. I just finished reading all of these. They give me hardcore lawls. <3

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