Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

11

“Mom, I’m filling out this form and need to know if I have insurance?… What do you mean what kind?” How are you still alive?

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  1. Meredith says:

    I wonder if her mom is similar to her…?

    These are so awesome, Charlie. They make me smile every day. :)

  2. Laurenn says:

    charlie, i think your epic comments on these are nearly as good as the posts themselves :)

  3. Lauren says:

    Oh wow. I mean, I knew they were really bad about…everything, but I didn’t think it was to this extent. Mind. Blown. How can anyone this dumb survive? Ha, I’m losing faith in humanity.

  4. Annette says:

    First!

  5. alexa says:

    HI Charlie, I apologize for spamming on your last post I did not do it because of personal involvement just because I am an avid fan of both sites. I felt guilty all day after words. On another note this site totally gets me through the day i love it! You and the girls are absolutely hysterical!

  6. Jocelyn says:

    Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
    Insert sudden, fresh wave of sympathy.
    Why you?

  7. Bonzai says:

    Is the form for the puppy?

  8. Tatianna says:

    I sure hope it’s not for the puppy. How old are they, again? Didn’t they just went to the doctor’s recently? What do they do with the bills? There are so many things wrong with their train of thought (or lack of thereof) that I dont even know where to start… so I’ll just chuckle and hope it’s not for the puppy. Keep it up, Charlie!

  9. Maggie says:

    I bet that they still believe money grows on trees…

  10. Charlie McDowell says:

    I hope she’s talking about property insurance cause I may snap any day now.

    • vampiresquirrel says:

      Just remember to post it on Youtube when you do.
      I’m tellin you, dude. Angry ferret.

  11. Kelly Anne says:

    Awe, Come on, Charlie! You know these girls are entertaining!

  12. Cass says:

    >.< I didn't even know it was possible to lack common sense like that. I hope they don't get the puppy. Imagine your next entry…"Hey, did you feed the puppy? Aww look it's asleep… OMG NOO!"

  13. Nan says:

    Sadly, this sounds like me. Only I know I have insurance, just never which kind or anything.

  14. jim says:

    I hope everybody realizes these girls are on to you. While this may be entertaining, it is all fabricated.

    • JPC says:

      With that, maybe Charlie really isn’t a man. He is in fact a dumb blonde and has decided to record things people make fun of “him” for saying.

    • Mea says:

      So wait…how are the girls on to him?
      It doesn’t even sound like they can use a computer.

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  16. tildy says:

    maybe they’re actually geniuses and we can’t fully appreciate the depth of their conversations…

    or they’re mentally impaired. take your pick.

    • Angela says:

      On July 20th it was posted that one of them complained about having a headache and then wondering if she needed her tonsils out, and plenty of folks posted about possible mental impairment (only not so polite as that). Turns out, though, that inflammation of the tonsils/adenoids IS associated with migraine headaches… so on that day, Charlie and his legion of followers were dumber than the GAM. Ha ha.

      • Kat says:

        Oh my god. They were smarter than us……. A fluke? Or maybe we really AREjust underestimating them….?

      • Ellie says:

        Angelina: I hate to break it to you, but you are a follower as well. You view the page and comment almost daily. Congratulations, you just made a fool of yourself (again)

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