Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

24

“The best blow job I ever gave was when I wrapped a guy’s thingy in a Fruit Roll Up.” I got some dried apricots down here…

Aug

23

“I just saw a parent with her child on a leash! I’m so gonna do that with my kids.” You should also look into designer body armor.

Aug

20

“I want a guy who’s gonna meet me half way, like the Black Eyed Pea’s song.” I want a girl who doesn’t quote the Black Eyed Peas.

Aug

19

“I know he really likes football, maybe I’ll get him tickets to a Raiders game or something.” The Raiders moved out of LA in 1995.

Aug

18

“Did you see that Schwarzenegger’s in a new movie? Is he allowed to do that when he’s Mayor?” Only if Governor Obama OK’s it.

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