Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“The best blow job I ever gave was when I wrapped a guy’s thingy in a Fruit Roll Up.” I got some dried apricots down here…
23
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I just saw a parent with her child on a leash! I’m so gonna do that with my kids.” You should also look into designer body armor.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I want a guy who’s gonna meet me half way, like the Black Eyed Pea’s song.” I want a girl who doesn’t quote the Black Eyed Peas.
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I know he really likes football, maybe I’ll get him tickets to a Raiders game or something.” The Raiders moved out of LA in 1995.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Did you see that Schwarzenegger’s in a new movie? Is he allowed to do that when he’s Mayor?” Only if Governor Obama OK’s it.
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