Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Okay, I honestly just noticed that keyboards aren’t in alphabetical order.” This is a quote from you and my two year old cousin.

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  1. Gina says:

    I’d like to see some of the stuff they’ve typed…

  2. Shakira says:

    It’s a wonder she even knows what alphabetical order is.

    Or has she just realized that what she thought was alphabetical order(the keys on a keyboard) actually isn’t…

  3. Cari says:

    I can just picture them singing the alphabet. “Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F G H..” haha

  4. Louisa says:

    What job could they possibly get/have if they are that unsure about a) the alphabet and b) using a computer?

  5. Maddie says:

    At least she can admit it.

  6. Kara L says:

    Suprisingly ive come to expect this sort of thing from them. Wait what am i saying.. NOOO!

  7. Emily says:

    I just hit a new level of disappointment with humanity because of these two.

    • Emily says:

      Although, I enjoy the fact that she felt like she should say “honestly” like no one would believe her to be so unintelligent in the first place.

  8. Charlie McDowell says:

    Imagine the things she doesn’t admit.

    • Emily says:

      I shudder at the thought.

    • Andy says:

      They may, one day, write a book chapter ~ on confessions of “annoying girls” upstairs, down-loadable on, go on Oprah interviews and Tweet the Globe and annoy all of us, let alone their tech savy downstairs neighbor.

  9. Cindy says:

    Why aren’t these posts appearing on the home page? I thought there hadn’t been one since the 24th!

  10. Charlie McDowell says:

    I think the problem has been fixed! Sorry everyone. Is this post showing up on the homepage?


  11. Sammm says:

    Awesome post per usual, but I did just want to comment to let you know that the problem seems to be fixed! It was weird for me though because I only couldn’t see new posts if I was on a different computer than my own. Like I couldn’t see them on my friends laptop or at work but they were there on my laptop but I’m at work now and can read them! :)

  12. akaye says:

    wshew! i thought maybe they had moved and that’s why there were no more posts. i need DGAM to get me going in the morning!!

  13. Gina says:

    Waiting to see any since the 24th was painful, but getting to read 4 news ones at once made it all worth it… :)

  14. Charlie McDowell says:

    Haha don’t worry. Everyone is where they’re supposed to be. Ladies above, creepy guy below. And so it continues…

  15. Beth says:


  16. Dina A. says:

    These girls are so stupid, living together is a hazard to their health

  17. Katewho says:

    Twenty first! Also, I remember that revelation I do believe I was seven… It was MIND BLOWING.

  18. Brooke says:

    I’m pretty impressed by your two-year old cousin.

  19. Abbeh says:

    I hope I wasn’t the only one who had to tell myself to not look down and check..

  20. Mitchell says:

    I wonder if they’re house trained…

  21. Dorkasaur says:

    Is it wrong that I freaked out when I my wifi went down earlier and I couldn’t check this site during chem?
    I’m officially addicted (just don’t tell my chem teacher)

  22. Katie says:

    *looks down at keybored* But…
    I thought people were being to too hard on them before, now I’m not sure.

  23. Jeremy says:

    Dvorak! Down with Qwerty in 2010!

  24. Tatianna says:

    Really now? Like… REALLY?

  25. Jezzz says:

    at least you don’t have to worry about them finding this site…

  26. indra says:

    that’s….sad. even my *stepmother* knows that.

  27. stewpid says:

    you mean it’s not?! *gasp*

  28. Andy says:


    Spend more time outside your Apt. = less annoying girls upstairs. Or, introduce yourself to the girls upstairs…and have more fun IRL.



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