Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

30

“Okay, I honestly just noticed that keyboards aren’t in alphabetical order.” This is a quote from you and my two year old cousin.

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  1. Gina says:

    I’d like to see some of the stuff they’ve typed…

  2. Shakira says:

    It’s a wonder she even knows what alphabetical order is.

    Or has she just realized that what she thought was alphabetical order(the keys on a keyboard) actually isn’t…

  3. Cari says:

    I can just picture them singing the alphabet. “Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F G H..” haha

  4. Louisa says:

    What job could they possibly get/have if they are that unsure about a) the alphabet and b) using a computer?

  5. Maddie says:

    At least she can admit it.

  6. Kara L says:

    Suprisingly ive come to expect this sort of thing from them. Wait what am i saying.. NOOO!

  7. Emily says:

    I just hit a new level of disappointment with humanity because of these two.

    • Emily says:

      Although, I enjoy the fact that she felt like she should say “honestly” like no one would believe her to be so unintelligent in the first place.

  8. Charlie McDowell says:

    Imagine the things she doesn’t admit.

    • Emily says:

      I shudder at the thought.

    • Andy says:

      They may, one day, write a book chapter ~ on confessions of “annoying girls” upstairs, down-loadable on Audible.com, go on Oprah interviews and Tweet the Globe and annoy all of us, let alone their tech savy downstairs neighbor.

  9. Cindy says:

    Why aren’t these posts appearing on the home page? I thought there hadn’t been one since the 24th!

  10. Charlie McDowell says:

    I think the problem has been fixed! Sorry everyone. Is this post showing up on the homepage?

    Charlie

  11. Sammm says:

    Awesome post per usual, but I did just want to comment to let you know that the problem seems to be fixed! It was weird for me though because I only couldn’t see new posts if I was on a different computer than my own. Like I couldn’t see them on my friends laptop or at work but they were there on my laptop but I’m at work now and can read them! :)

  12. akaye says:

    wshew! i thought maybe they had moved and that’s why there were no more posts. i need DGAM to get me going in the morning!!

  13. Gina says:

    Waiting to see any since the 24th was painful, but getting to read 4 news ones at once made it all worth it… :)

  14. Charlie McDowell says:

    Haha don’t worry. Everyone is where they’re supposed to be. Ladies above, creepy guy below. And so it continues…

  15. Dina A. says:

    These girls are so stupid, living together is a hazard to their health

  16. Katewho says:

    Twenty first! Also, I remember that revelation I do believe I was seven… It was MIND BLOWING.

  17. Brooke says:

    I’m pretty impressed by your two-year old cousin.

  18. Abbeh says:

    I hope I wasn’t the only one who had to tell myself to not look down and check..

  19. Mitchell says:

    I wonder if they’re house trained…

  20. Dorkasaur says:

    Is it wrong that I freaked out when I my wifi went down earlier and I couldn’t check this site during chem?
    I’m officially addicted (just don’t tell my chem teacher)

  21. Katie says:

    *looks down at keybored* But…
    I thought people were being to too hard on them before, now I’m not sure.

  22. Jeremy says:

    Dvorak! Down with Qwerty in 2010!

  23. Tatianna says:

    Really now? Like… REALLY?

  24. Jezzz says:

    at least you don’t have to worry about them finding this site…

  25. indra says:

    that’s….sad. even my *stepmother* knows that.

  26. stewpid says:

    you mean it’s not?! *gasp*

  27. Andy says:

    Dude,

    Spend more time outside your Apt. = less annoying girls upstairs. Or, introduce yourself to the girls upstairs…and have more fun IRL.

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