Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“[singing] When the moon hit’s your eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s VAGINA. DaDaDaDaDaaa.” Did you guys bake pot brownies again?
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w00t! very funny… i hope she didnt sound like a screeching owl. Are your ears ok? or are they bleeding?
Those lyrics are much better than the original. All future performances of this song should be sung thus.
I think this song calls for an encore, from the guy downstairs.
You made my day
Wait you mean that’s NOT the way the song goes?
To them, amore and vagina WOULD be synonymous…
Creativity at its finest.
Man, Weird Al has some competition.
pot brownies are how they get up in the morning so I’m assuming this was after their stronger, less filling lunch
I can’t get this version of the song out of my head. I accidentally sang it under my breath at the dry cleaners.
That’s a good way to appear sane. Try to do the nervous, shifty eyes at the same time.
If you think deeply about the words it almost makes sense.
Gah! I’ve been singing that wrong all this time?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this might be my favorite post ever.
I wonder what they would be like on pot… likely more tolerable. Laid back and cool. Hopefully they’d get all quiet like my friend does and you could bask in the golden silence.
I just had my first obstetrics class this afternoon. I can’t even count the number of times I’ve heard the word “vagina” today.
Maybe you should leave them some pot brownies at their door like you did with the haylie duff pillow! See what happens then :)
I so wish I could have heard this in person.
Strange how well that fits really. It has a nice flow to it.
And by the way Charlie, I’ve just started my senior year of college and your website is what gets me through two art history classes, web design and “Public Opinion and the News Media” (how can you not love a course title like that?) so thanks for keeping me sane.
This is too wonderful, you are somehow making German environmentalism bearable. Thank you. x
I prefer xkcd’s version: “When the moon hits your thigh…” Maybe a combination? When the moon hits your thigh like a big pizza pie, that’s vagina…
Best version in my book, i think ill be singing it from now on like this… Thanks. LOL
I was at a party and this song came on. I accidentally sang it their way. I got many stares
I don’t even know what to think about this one (once I was done laughing and could breathe again of course) I can never hear this song the right way again.
Oh, how I hope she’s had her tubes tied. Thinking of a smaller, unlucky youth with half of that DNA in the country saddens me.
am i really the only person here that actually doesn’t know what song this is? and before you ask. i don’t live anywhere near any one named charlie, and none of my neighbours have bad british accents or anything like that.
I don’t know either. I was just about to post something asking what song it was. It sounds famiar, but I just can’t place it.