Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“At first his road rage was totally hot, but now it’s getting Chris Brown scary.” Yet somehow I always feel like I’m your Rihanna.

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  1. Ryan H says:


  2. tildy says:

    maybe you need an umbrella, -ella, -ella.

  3. Ferheen says:

    Or may be a “SOS please someone help me”

  4. Dorkasaur says:

    Does she live in a state of disturbia?

  5. Col. ACP says:

    Wow, those jokes are corny. Y’all just need to ‘Shut-up and drive.’

  6. Laurenn says:

    Charlie, if you were their Rihanna i’m sure they’d never be Unfaithful ;)

  7. Sienna says:

    Or maybe they’d just hate how much they love you.

  8. Jen says:

    ya’ll know they secretly love their rude boys

  9. kathleen says:

    It’ll be alright, Charlie, eventually you (or they) will move out of this “Mad House.” =P

  10. Kara L says:

    Woooooow. You guys are so corny. :]

  11. Denirae says:

    I just want to say that seeing an update on my birthday made my day. Thanks, Charlie. :D

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      Happy Birthday, Denirae! And to everyone else, corny yes, but at the same time, slightly genius.

  12. vampiresquirrel says:

    Happy Birthday Denirae. To the rest of you, I’m shunning your puns. You’re scaring me tonight.



  13. ScarletteLyn says:

    you guys should all ‘Take a Bow’ for how corny this is. :D

  14. alexa says:

    sorry Charlie it must be ‘hard’ to listen to this all day long

  15. Maddie says:

    on a scale from Chris Brown to Christian Bale, how intense was this guy? For realz.

  16. vampiresquirrel says:

    I met a guy that was Christopher Walker level of scary. That’s pretty F-ing intense.

  17. Anonymous says:

    maybe he should ‘run it’ instead of drive…

  18. Grace says:

    Haha you guys are all really hilarious. Charlie, do you want a good girl gone bad? I think they could arrange that ;)

  19. Emma says:

    Do you really think all this is genius, Charlie? I am so pissed at you!

    Well, I guess it’s okay. You’re just so cute, and I love the way you lie.

  20. Abigail says:

    These corny jokes are sadly what’s making my night :P

  21. josey says:

    this would be funnier if i knew the songs…haha :P

  22. Emma says:

    Ugh. This is just a mad house.

  23. Heather says:

    I’m just wondering which part of road rage makes someone totally hot. I mean, it can be quite amusing, but I’ve never imagined being turned on by it. Maybe I’m missing out.

  24. Tatianna says:

    Road rage isn’t something they should see as ‘hot’… they could end up in the Emergency Room. But maybe The Adrenaline keeps them Hypnotized or something.
    (By the way, the puns here are total WIN)



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