Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
07
“I’m in such a dilemma; my cut off height for a guy is 5’10” and he’s 5’9”.” Don’t you have extra heels or does that get weird?
06
“The psychic said that in a past life I hung out with Jesus! Does that mean I’ve, like, walked on water?” No, he made you swim.
05
“Yes! It’s finally time to start planning our slutty outfits for Halloween!” I got a Crayon costume if you want some arm candy…
01
“He totally drunk friend requested me at 3 am! Should I reject it and sober add him tomorrow?” Don’t, he’ll hangover ignore you.
30
“You can’t go on birth control, your tits will get bigger than mine! We had a plan!” Does this plan involve small boobs and a baby?
