Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“He said he was Spanish but not a Mexican. What the hell, that doesn’t even make sense!” It does to the entire country of Spain.
28
“This might be a stupid question–” Girls, there’s no such thing as a–“Do fish, like, drink water?” Never mind, stupid question.
27
“I saw my gyno at dinner with this really hot girl! Why am I jealous!?” Cause you realized you aren’t the only vagina in his life.
24
The family question: who will Charlie bring to his sister’s wedding? My response, “Can I bring both GAM or do I have to pick one?”
23
“In getting colonics, we basically paid 75 dollars to take the biggest shits of our lives.” Ha, mine was only 7.99 at Chili’s.
