Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

07

“I’m in such a dilemma; my cut off height for a guy is 5’10” and he’s 5’9”.” Don’t you have extra heels or does that get weird?

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  1. Taylor D says:

    Even though I’ve been having the worst few weeks of my life this still makes me smile:)

  2. Sienna says:

    It totally depends on the shoe. Stilettos? Only if you’re Tim Curry.. But boots, that’s a totally different ball game.

  3. Lauren says:

    Tell them the ruler is off by an inch. They would probably believe you.

  4. Ginny Weasley says:

    How tall are you Charlie? You could make the cut.

  5. Cedric Digory says:

    Just tell them the extra inches are just hiding behind a zipper on your pants.

  6. Hayley says:

    do they know that there’s a website about them?! XD

  7. Liz says:

    I understand worrying about someone’s height (a guy cannot be shorter than me), but deciding whether to date someone or not because he’s an inch shorter than your preference is just ridiculous!

  8. Rae says:

    That is so funny. I can’t believe that the girl would worry about the guy’s height. I mean, she’s a slut; she’d probably sleep with a midget! (no offense to any midgets! :)… )

  9. Rae says:

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  10. Kevin says:

    This is random, but Im anticipating a quote from the girls about postseason baseball on tbs and how it takes away from Friends reruns. Just a hunch.

  11. Katie says:

    tell her to measure him in the morning, gravity causes us all to shrink throughout the day.

  12. Christa says:

    So…apparently my brother is 5’9. And apparently he’s been going on dates with a moronic girl.

    I’m scared.

  13. jen says:

    Most guys are taller than me anyway but I like when we sit on the couch and I am taller that way he can reach my ear lobe easily I know it sounds strange but if he can get that right I will make sure he is happy lol

  14. Paige Dorans says:

    Charlie! make a video!!! you should leave the girls halloween costumes that you made yourself. hahaha idk, im dumb. Im in need of a good laugh

  15. K says:

    I’m just surprised they knew the word dilemma.

  16. Naomi says:

    Forget about stilettos — go with the military boots and outfit. That way, they’ll have no idea someone’s 5’9. (It worked on my mother…)

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