Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

30

“You can’t go on birth control, your tits will get bigger than mine! We had a plan!” Does this plan involve small boobs and a baby?

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  1. Annette says:

    I really hope this plan involves an IUD.

  2. Amanda says:

    Oh dear, these girls aren’t on birth control? I’m pretty sure they are the last people that should be procreating…

  3. Giovanni says:

    Come on Guy Below Girls, You should know having babies also makes your boobs bigger.

    • Nan says:

      Yeah, but he also probably knows that that’s only temporary, and they sometimes can get even smaller afterwards. I knew a girl who went from a C cup before pregnant to an A cup afterwards (after breast feeding)!

  4. Emily says:

    THESE GIRLS ARE AT RISK OF REPRODUCING?! I’m afraid for my future..

  5. Chylea says:

    Hahahahaha. I really hope they aren’t planning on having a babe :s :/

    But they do crack me up :p

  6. Justin says:

    You should make her birth control brownies…just like Turk makes in Scrubs.

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  8. Adi says:

    The only sort of ‘plan’ that I can concoct that involves their breasts being the same size is using each other as boob stand-ins when one of them stars in a movie and is uncomfortable with nudity.
    Or they only buy half as many bras as they need and share.

  9. jena says:

    @ Justin… roflmao! I know that episode!

  10. jena says:

    @ Charlie, you can offer to be neighborly and check their growth rate.

  11. Melinda says:

    oh dear, does that mean if she (god forbid) has a child, it will be DGABAM? (dear girls and baby above me?) or what if she had twins?

  12. Elise says:

    Obviously if they are discussing birth control they have no intention of procreating…also as someone who started out having bigger boobs and was outgrown by others I understand the fear

  13. Killer says:

    *looks down at average size boobs* I can take a pill for these to grow!? Tell me morrrrrrrreee!!

  14. mike says:

    Now you know which one to take to the wedding

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  16. Shannon says:

    Wait! Birth control pills make your boobs bigger? *looks at tiny boobs* Yeah. I’m definately getting birth control pills.

    Also, I can’t help but wonder, do these girls know about this site?

  17. Sarah says:

    So my boobs will get smaller if I stop taking the pill? Who would have thought!

  18. Shayleah says:

    *looks at DD’s* Damn! No more birth control for me!

    • vampiresquirrel says:

      Yeah, I’m with you there. Birth control resulted in mine going from C to DD.

    • helloyou says:

      The exact reason that I am not on Birth Control. I can’t afford to get any bigger. i’m a DDD naturally. Can you imagine if I was on the pill??

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  20. cate says:

    please god post something intelligent from these girls. i’m starting to get really worried for them.

  21. You says:

    Birth control makes your boobs bigger and more painful. They feel like pms boobs every day.

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    And since she said “you can’t go on birth control” they’re obviously not on any, though they have mentioned condoms. I shall have to pray one doesn’t break – these girls do not need to contribute to the gene pool.

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