Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
03
“So far my biggest disappointment of 2010 was realizing that real bowling is way harder than Wii bowling.” You’ve had a rough year.
02
“Fast forward! You know I gag whenever I see the ‘before’ pictures in the Proactiv commercials.” You would’ve hated me at sixteen.
01
“The girl at the nail salon is autistic. My appointment’s at 4 and she said ‘see ya at 16 o’clock.'” Crossing out military future.
30
“He thought I was being all romantic, but I was just checking out my hair in his sunglasses.” Are you sure he wasn’t blind?
29
“So this is fiction or non fiction? I’m confused, why can’t we just say real life or fake life?” Okay, Harry Potter is fake life.
