Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
10
“He’s marriage material, minus the birthmark on his neck that looks like a hamburger taking a shit.” Umm, the reason TO marry him.
09
“I typed 90210 into my navigation and it gave so many childhood feelings about Dylan.” Whenever I’m around fire I think of Kelly.
08
Glad to help. GAM: Are you the whistler? Me: Not that I’m aware of. GAM: We hear whistling at night. Me: I make tea? GAM: Ohhhhhh.
07
“He asked if my mom was ‘attractive’ basically to find out if I’ll be hot when I’m older! Why does every guy–” Well…is she?
06
“What was that amazing dish called that we had at the Hanukkah dinner? Fried yarmulkes?” They must be Orthodox.
