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Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
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Dec

07

“He asked if my mom was ‘attractive’ basically to find out if I’ll be hot when I’m older! Why does every guy–” Well…is she?

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  1. Tman says:

    First thing through MY mind!

  2. Ben says:

    Hey, that can be important!

  3. Katie says:

    well she doesn’t have much else going for her…

  4. Matt says:

    Totally legit… not sure you should ask though…

    1001awfulthings.com

  5. Sarah says:

    He should ask if her mom is capable of dressing herself and forming complete and coherent sentences. However, something tells me that the men they date don’t care about those things.

  6. Justin says:

    At least she is dating/hanging out with people that show some interest in the future. I bet all she cares about for the future is when the next season of Jersey Shore comes on.

  7. Anna says:

    Um…..she actually has a point here…..it’s a little off-putting when guys run their eyes over you and then your mom.

    • Other Ben says:

      Well, would you want to date a really hot guy, and then when he gets older he loses all his hair, and gains 200 pounds and has really blotchy skin? The correct answer is no.

  8. Bridget says:

    To answer her question with the evolutionary theory, men look for younger looking women because they’re more likely to produce healthy offspring, so in mens defense, you can argue that it’s engrained as a survival instinct. Though it would have been nicer of him to meet her mom rather than ask.

  9. Emily says:

    This has happened to me too :/

  10. Alicia says:

    I dropped my phone today and the screen went blank when it hit the ground so I couldn’t see anything I was doing on it. The thing I was most upset about? Not that I couldn’t text/call anyone, not that in case there was a murderer behind the shower curtain I wouldn’t be able to call 911. No, instead I had a mini heart attack when I realised I wouldn’t be able to come to this site, MLIA, and DearBlankPleaseBlank, since my phone is my only source of internet. Rest assured, my phone is fixed and I didn’t have to miss out on what two idiodic girls said today.

  11. Betsy says:

    I don’t think it’s so shocking that he was thinking about it. Physical attraction is important in a relationship.
    As to him having the nerve to ask her to her face: do we really think these girls pick the highest-quality guys with whom to be aquainted? Must we recall the “circle-jerk” incident?

  12. Mike says:

    My girlfriend is adopted, so a lot is going on faith there.

  13. MariaMaria says:

    youd think that if her future hotness was for certain shed be bragging about it or something. so maybe gams mom is not really a MILF….not that ILF anyway… just an expression, yknow…

    • Joyousness says:

      I don’t know, I believe there was an earlier post where one of the girls mentioned her mom’s “legit DD’s” sounds like bragging to me

  14. Bridget says:

    To answer her question with the evolutionary theory, men look for younger looking girls as they are more likely to produce healthy offspring, so in mens’ defense, they can argue that it is an survival instinct to have good looking partners. However, it would have been nicer if he just went to meet her mom…or looked at a picture maybe?

    • Bridget says:

      Oops! Sorry, I didn’t mean to post it twice. It must have posted the first time even though my phone said it didn’t.

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