Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
20
“I have a really important question: Is it possible to just lose like 4 pounds with the Lap-Band?” Why stray from anorexia?
16
“If I got a dime for every sex dream a guy’s had of me, I’d have like 500 dollars and 75 cents.” Unfortunately dimes can’t make that number.
15
“You hear that? I think the guy downstairs is having gay sex! He keeps screaming out DEREK.” Nope, just watching the Lakers game.
14
“(singing) I love Zac Efron cause he’s so delicious, gone goldfishin’.” Thanks for getting this stuck in my head at the DMV.
13
“He only had beer! I mean, obviously I wanna get drunk, but I’m not gonna get fat while doing it.” So beer is what kept you sober?
