Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I have a really important question: Is it possible to just lose like 4 pounds with the Lap-Band?” Why stray from anorexia?
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She is right…that is a REALLY important question!
Oh Those Girls….
That’s not fair. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions like that. She could be bulimic.
No, he would know if she was bulimic. he would hear her wretching!
This is very true. He hears EVERYTHING that goes on in that apartment. X.x
Take her brain out. She obviously doesnt use it, and it just takes up space.
Why indeed? Anorexia is cheaper than the surgery…until you get uber-medical bills from malnutrition, but they probably wouldn’t know that.
Charlie, where do you disappear to all the time? Are you not home, or do the girls actually have days where they don’t say something stupid?
Huh? He posts everyday except Saturday and Sunday. Apparently the girls are always smarter on the weekends, weird how that happens. Good for Charlie though that he can always take the weekends off!
He didnt post friday either… just saying. im not complaining though! this one was extra funny!
My question is, why specifically four pounds? Why not three or five? This needs an answer…
My thoughts exactly.
I concur.
Because she’s 4 pounds away from her goal weight? If she lost 3 pounds then she’d still be an F*ing whale, and 5 pounds would put her at Skeletor skinny.
Charlie, how do you hear these girls so well? I’m not saying you make this blog up or anything like that, but do they shout or is there just a certain spot where you can here them really well?
On an earlier post Charlie’s sitting in his sink because he can hear them best from there. There’s a pic too :)
http://twitpic.com/1agvr5
Here it is.
Wow… You’re really determined, huh? Nice decorating style, by the way.
They have to give up on anorexia, they can’t drink if they’re anorexic. If they have a Lap-Band they’ll be able to save money by drinking less and getting drunk faster! It’s actually probably the most intelligent thing they’ve ever come up with…however, I doubt they considered any of this. sigh…
Are you kidding? Drinking, fake tans, and anorexia… it’s like the holy trinity.
There’s going to be a lunar eclipse tonight at around 2:50. This hasn’t happened in 372 years. Oh, and a small meteor shower to go with it. Just thought I’d give you all a heads up.
Actually, the last lunar eclipse was this past spring. Not 372 years ago.
Yeah, but was last Springs eclipse on the Winter Solstice? I think not, sine it hasn’t happened for THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-TWO YEARS! The next only be 84 years away.
Exactly. And it was pretty cool.
Its cloudy for me so it won’t matter
It’s the holidays. It’s this year’s biggest Food Fest. It’s a challenge not to eat at all. Lap Bands could work (case-to-case basis).
Charlie, I love how most of your followers are girls… It makes me laugh.
Because girls are so gullible? Makes me laugh too :)
Mit, why are you so mean and cranky all the time? Go change your tampon dude.
charlie,
just want you to know u r now my favorite blogger and i follow u on twitter and read daily!!
I love reading your blog, I really do, but I object to eating disorder jokes. EDs are NOT funny, they’re diseases that many people, including myself, have spent years trying to overcome. It’s not about looks, it’s a way to deal with emotional stress and it’s miserable.
I agree. I had to have emergency treatment for malnutrition and broke four bones because of having an ED, and it is really upsetting when people make ED jokes.
im sorry im so dumb.. but what the heck is a lap-band?
Sadly, this is the most important question in my life right now.
But seriously, what is it?