Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“You hear that? I think the guy downstairs is having gay sex! He keeps screaming out DEREK.” Nope, just watching the Lakers game.
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LMAO :D This just made my day! I think you should shout DEREK more often :) X
So, I was having a terrible day. Then I read this. Thanks for making me smile. :o)
This comment may top the charts.
Miami Heat.
Enough said.
I’ll be seeing you on Christmas Day.
Hell yeah! Can’t wait to see the Heat get flattened, it’ll be a great present :)
Of course this begs the question: Is Charlie a screamer in bed? o.O
Only when I have a night terror.
lol
Don’t have night terrors!!! They are bad for you!!! D8
Do you honestly think most people have that much control over their dreams?
Well I can control my dreams for the most part.
You didn’t answer my question. Just because YOU can control your dreams “for the most part” doesn’t mean most others can. And what do you mean “they’re bad for you”? It’s a bad dream for fuck’s sake! People have them. There’s rarely anything anyone can do about them, and they’re a normal part of life.
Good lord woman, calm yourself!
See that’s the problem with the Internet: You can’t hear someone’s tone of voice when they type. I am calm. I was calm. I am merely irritated by her first comment. “Don’t have night terrors!!! They are bad for you!!!” sounds like she thinks people have them on purpose.
I think someone needs a hug…*huggles*
“Come on, Derek! Bring it! BRING IT!”
i think i just threw up a little.
That’s hot.
*giggles*
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Best. Post. Ever.
Make sure that you mention your friend Derek next time you talk to them. The looks on their faces would be priceless.
Totally!!! :D
I agree with Anna :) You should tell them you’re having Derek over to stay and they’ll b really freaked out :) x
“come on Derek let’s take this into overtime!”
Is that even in basketball? I’m sorry for being ignorant, but if i was knowledgeable of basketball I’d have about 300,000 puns for the poor readers to scroll through.
“Nothing but net!”
We also would have accepted “Take it to the hole, Derek!”
pshh- what hole? they’de both be guys! ;)
Not very up on our anatomy are we Renee? By my count men have two holes that could be in play for this scenario. Although it would be difficult to shout Derek if one of them were already in use…
hahaha great post! besides the fact that you like the lakers :(
Somebody please tell me why people who watch sports insist on yelling at the TV?
To cheer on their team? Come on, how is Derek to know that he should pass the ball if it weren’t for those people at home?!
lol
I would laugh if they tried to make you their bestie gay
Saw that game
LAKERS! I can’t believe that the dumb girls don’t know about sports. They seem to do everything to impress guys… and they don’t know sports?? weak.
Yeah, they’re idiots becuase they don’t spend their time memorizing every name of every player on every team… Riiight…
They know sports since they were guessing who had the biggest dick on the Laker team.
I must say, i love how nonchalant you are about your response. Not defensive at the mention of gay sex. Even coming from the insufficiently intelligent chickies who live above you. [:
Czarina, people who are really comfortable within their sexual orientation don’t feel the need to “prove” their sexuality or be ashamed of insinuations against them, that’s why. We are raised, socialized and conditioned to believe that each gender identity carries an appropriate and separate set of emotional, social, vocational, motivational and sexual behaviors and restrictions. These values and lessons are constantly and heavily enforced and often as a result are exaggerated and unfortunately over-learned. And there we have it ;]
LOL
thanks charlie! made my night better.
time to study for finals…
I love it. You are too funny.
http://www.classroomconfession.blogspot.com
Stop.Posting.That.Website.
Ummm Yeah, I don’t mean to be rude, but I don’t believe I’m making you read it.
I love this!!! 8D
SHENANIGANS! How did you hear them talking over the sound of your tv and screaming?! Do you watch the Lakers on mute? DID YOU MUTE THE LAKERS JUST TO HEAR THOSE GIRLS TALK?! If thats the case then I will be needing your man card back!
Uh…for the record, I can hear my neighbors talking when I have the Lakers games on. No need to mute it. He probably wasn’t screaming at the television the whole time. I know I take occasional breaks from shouting, especially when they’re playing well.
LOL. That is…that’s just….perhaps you should record them…..and then somehow put the recorder in their apartment, or outside their door, and play it….see what happens.
Hahahaha nice! Those girls are so clueless!
Do you not love them anymore? Or has this just turned into a huge “I’m gonna mess with them” game?
There’s a dear guy below us! There replies! I did not know that…
Most likely fake and gay
Two camels in a tiny car?
I still wonder why these girls are so dumb. Is it intentional or what? O.o It hurts my brain sometimes to read what they say.
haha this just made my life(:
I was at the Lakers game on Wednesday! Kicked some Pacer butt
hahaha this made me laugh soo hard. :)
This one was great, Charlie. You could make a game of this. Shouting random things at them to hear their reactions. I think it’d be quite funny!
Portland Trail Blazers. Rip City WILL be seeing you again. ‘Nuff said.
You know Charlie, I was thinking…you’re kind of like the Mr. Heckles of today. Except instead of yelling at the noisy girls, you just post what they say online.
Another great one bro:)
Next time you encounter them, please mention your brother, who might happen to be named Derek. That is sure to get a really interesting reaction. :) This post was a great one.
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