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Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
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Jun

15

“What?! I can’t believe she pulled a runaway bride on Hefner!” I know, if Hef can’t make it work what hope do the rest of us have?

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  1. Leila says:

    to be fair, he has been married at least 2 other times. and has kids.

  2. Asherbasher says:

    first the worse second the best :D

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    Third the one with the hairy chest. And it’s true!

  4. Liz says:

    Haha! I saw that news headline on yahoo and my first thought was that there would be a quote from them about it. It figures they would be upset about it.

  5. Alex says:

    At least they know it happened.

  6. Misty says:

    No chance at all…

  7. Zwiegel says:

    Now it’s their chance to become his next girlfriends. Then they can be the GND and GAM! And Charlie can think of ways to sneak into the playboy mansion to hear them

  8. sissygirl12 says:

    eww sorry but what self respecting girl would wanna marry him? well actually that sounds like something they would do

  9. Lonely Girl says:

    If Hef can’t make it work than ovbiously he’s doing something wrong.

    • Mephistopheles says:

      Have to say I did not see that one coming. But hey, he can always sell his soul for helen of troy.

      faustus reference, just finished english exam sorry.

  10. CaptainAndy says:

    Oh I’m sure he can still make it work. They have pills for tha…. wait, what?

  11. Michelle says:

    Just wait till they start playing his ex-fiance’s music..You’ll wish they did run away to elope with Hugh.

  12. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    Who WOULDN’T pull a run-away bride from that guy? Besides the GAM ‘O course.

  13. Sara says:

    This is an awesome post for my birthday! Poor Hef….I read she dumped him for $500K.

  14. Katoka says:

    18th! I win! And they really didn’t see this coming? I did! :P

  15. Jillian says:

    i thought they had better taste than hef..

  16. Lisa says:

    That’s probably the smartest thing the bitch has ever said.

  17. Random Punmaster says:

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  18. Antonio says:

    Who WOULDN’T pull a runaway bride on Hef?

    • Kellie says:

      Someone who wanted to marry up and get rich without actually working? Someone who legitimately loves him?

  19. Burning Ice says:

    I sat up all night wondering where the sun went, then, it dawned on me.

  20. Mea-chan says:

    For a second I thought that said “Hefer” ….. I have issues.

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