Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
10
“I heard that if you slip the DMV 100$, they’ll use any photo you want for your license!” I’m on my way! http://twitpic.com/59nf2q
09
“Wait a minute, he said he loves ‘the Boss’s’ music, but he doesn’t even have a job! Totally busted!” Google Bruce Springsteen.
08
“Aunt Kara, can I sue a guy cause I threw out my neck giving him a blow job?” Better question: What does Aunt Kara do for a living?
03
“Scariest movie ever! We’re so sleeping in the same bed tonight.” Be right up, just need to moisturize and put my retainer in.
02
“If that bitch talks shit about me one more time, I’m gonna wear a white dress to her wedding.” Men use fists, women use fabric.
