Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Mom, how are you not hearing me?! I forgot to send dad flowers because THERE’S A NEW KARDASHIAN!” Happy Father’s Day, Kanye.

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  1. Hannah says:

    Their priorities really worry me.

  2. Dylan says:

    I didn’t notice until I switched RSS readers today, but your RSS feed has been broken since December 2012.

  3. Judy says:

    Unfortunately, this isn’t terribly unusual. Otherwise the Kardashians wouldn’t be rich and famous. Sad

  4. evw says:

    What’s a kardashian?

  5. Alicia says:

    Father’s Day didn’t mean much,
    With a new Karsashian added and such,
    No flowers for dad,
    He’s certainly sad,
    His daughter just loves him so much.

    Hey, remember me? I’d write the poems? And then I fell off the face of the Earth? Yes? No? Okay.

  6. Grace M says:

    -Omagoodness, I had no idea this page was still active! I haven’t checked it in years!!! Glad to see you are still on the radar….sad to know that you still live below those ditzy women. Must be a killer apartment if you’re still living there!

  7. geo1642 says:

    I hope neither the girls nor charlie ever moves! Well, at least I hope there’s a big closing ceremony when the time does come, during which they’re given a print out of every post…



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