Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Right before he did it he said ‘I don’t mind getting throat cancer’ and it was the hottest thing ever!” Cancer is the new dirty talk.

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  1. Alex says:


  2. Alex says:

    Wow, it’s been while since I’ve been on this site. Time to catch up.

  3. Alex says:

    Yup, the girls are still as dumb as ever. Missed you, Charlie.

  4. Roser says:

    Perhaps that was in reference to the fact that one can contract throat cancer from going down on a person with HPV.
    So perhaps one of your upstairs friends has HPV or else the guy was as dumb as her and thought you can get it from all oral sex.

  5. Odd One says:

    Ever wonder how many times they were dropped on their heads as children.

  6. _OHHI_ says:

    Wow. It’s been so long since they’ve moved in….I feel so bad.

  7. Lesley says:

    Well, someone is a closet Michael Douglas fan it sounds like…

  8. mbl says:

    Newbie here and enthralled! Are they gainfully employed and if so WHERE? My dog could use a job!



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