Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
05
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Is it okay if I take Nyquil during the day or only at night?” You should NEVER be operating heavy machinery anyway, so go for it.
29
Dear Girls Above Me,
“For the lotto I picked the jersey numbers of the soccer players I hooked up with in high school!” You’re only allowed 6 numbers…
28
Dear Girls Above Me,
(at 2AM) “Were we even born when the world was 8 days a week?” Ladies, time to turn off The Beatles and get some sleep.
26
Dear Girls Above Me,
(singing) “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but a really good poo.” Should I sing backup from the toilet?
23
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I’m beyond excited to see Hunger Games! I can finally pretend like I read the book.” I KNEW you never read Precious!
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