Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


ā€œIā€™m so jittery from this 5-Hour Energy drink! How long is this thing supposed to last?!ā€ 300 minutes.

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  1. Handbanana says:

    Wow. Just…wow.

  2. Marla says:

    No, no one is that stupid

  3. LisaS528 says:

    OMG! I just found this site. I am thinking now of creating a blog titled ” Stupid Excuses My Husband Made When He Got Caught Cheating”.

    • Chuck says:

      um…. he only needs the one: Because his wife will keep taking him back. Cheaters should be dumped, not enabled.

  4. Casey says:

    I’m honestly so happy that I came across your book, the dumb things these girls say are my new favorite thing lol.



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