Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
26
Sometimes when you’re having sex, I play you in Jenga. Right now I’m winning 3 games to 2.
25
“Did someone break in?! We didn’t leave the TV on CNN, right?” I’ve heard of these intelligent news watching burglars. Be careful.
24
“Let’s never move out of Gaysville, they’re so clean and nice!” Is there a Batman signal for unsanitary & unruly gay dudes?
21
“Does Monica have to come tonight? I wanna be like, we know you’re sober, get over it.” I don’t think that’s one of the 12 steps.
20
“Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!” If I hear the installation of a 96 x 2” steel pole in the middle of the room, I’m calling your father.
