Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


Sometimes when you’re having sex, I play you in Jenga. Right now I’m winning 3 games to 2.

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  1. Charlie says:


  2. Carley says:

    Aha, win.

  3. Carley also says:

    aha! my names carley too!

  4. chelsea says:

    i just “stumbled upon” this site a couple days ago, and let me just tell you, friend, you are among my top ten favorite people at the moment. not like that really means anything in reality, but great job!

  5. Shelby says:

    Jenga? I’m almost afraid to ask how you play them in Jenga…

  6. Carley says:

    haah! me too!
    strange world we live in.

  7. natalie says:

    lol too good

  8. natalie says:

    your blog rocks my socks giggled for days at work

  9. Bret says:

    I recently found this site on StumbleUpon as well. Quite a hilarious site. Keep up the good work.

  10. I seriously want to ask you out

  11. Arlene says:

    You make my freakin’ day. I love to laugh and hadn’t for a few days. You fixed that in a big and fundamental way…

  12. Tonya says:

    I have been checking this site every day since i stumbled upon it. Thank you, my good sir, for a new reason to live.

  13. Lauren says:

    Found this site completely on accident, but it has become my new homepage. I get on my computer everyday now in hopes to have a new reason to laugh waiting for me. Thank you.

  14. Chris says:

    I found your page yesterday and read through everything you have posted. This is quite a hilarious situation you’re in, and I look forward to reading more.

  15. Joan says:

    I actually peed my pants, just a little, because I was laughing so hard. Thanks for such a great laugh!!

  16. Katty says:

    I’m glad these girls are so retarded… because it annoys you enough to write about it which in turn i read and makes me happy. Chain reaction <3

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  18. Pris says:

    How does that even work? lmfao, i love this site. i even showed my Dad a couple comments. (:

  19. Steve says:

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  20. Claire says:

    i lovee youu omg. lol seriously like marry me you are soo funny! i found this website off of mlia and ever since then ive been checking every single day! haha, anyway, thank you for all the laughs when im happy and sad. and i love when you say “claire” because thats my name and idk, its just funny;] hahaha <3

  21. Emelia says:

    lmao, finding this site was the most amazing accident ever!
    someday, i plan to move in underneath you, and make this annoying sandwich complete :D

  22. forevergibby says:

    you officially made me friggen day.legit.



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