Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
19
“I make fun of girls with Louis Vuitton luggage but I secretly want it so bad.” Kinda like my relationship with you.
18
“I still dont understand therapy, do I tell her EVERYONE I have sex with?” No, just the unprotected ones…yes everyone.
17
“May 27th, our lives will change foreva.” Because of the 58th Conference on Mass Spectrometry or Sex in the City 2? It’s unclear.
14
“Claire, if you say that one more time I’m gonna vomit in your face.” MOIST TOWELETTE, MOIST TOWELETTE! How can you not hear me?!
13
“Why cant the world come together…” A profound discussion perhaps? “…& buy me the new Balenciaga tote.” I wont give up on you.
