Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

20

“Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!” If I hear the installation of a 96 x 2” steel pole in the middle of the room, I’m calling your father.

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  1. lol says:

    bro your site is hilarious.

  2. Sarah says:

    Yep, I’m in love with you.

  3. phoenix says:

    Dude, you’re awesome. Just saying :)

  4. mystra says:

    omg. you are hilarious. I just stumbled you, and I gotta say, you’re a genius.

  5. Melanie says:

    Pole dancing isn’t that bad, but then again I don’t live above you. They will probably use it for evil anyway.

  6. alison says:

    You’re just like an anthropologist, but for skanks.

  7. Bruce says:

    You’re just like an anthropologist, but for skanks.

  8. Manda says:

    LMFAO! XD CALL THEIR FATHERS!

  9. Lois says:

    “Ditto” to all the comments about your brilliance, originality, committment levels and so on, but I thought you should know that the “Cirque du Soliel” comment made me laugh so hard that I had Powerade come out my nose. You have (another) ardent follower!

  10. Nan says:

    Bwahaha! Hilarious! But you know all the fun would end if you called him XD

  11. Rex Loincloth says:

    Dude, I’m seriously in love with you too and I’m a straight guy.

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